EPISODE 8 - TIME FOR WHAT?

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The rangers arrived in another country. It's called Yekrut.)

Mechanos: We entered Yekrut, what do you think of this country?

Esu: It's shitty in my opinion.

Grace: There are too many mortals around, some of them are even peasants.

Ellen: Mortals? What did you expect...? And peasants, no...

Grace: I was insulting them.

Ellen: Oh my... That is not very nice... Besides, they can hear you...

Grace: No! I want to rip them apart and taste their blood on my lips.

Ellen: Grace, stop it!

Nozomi: You stop it!

Grace: Fine, you lot! I'll stop... But I still think the people of this countries are bad.

They saw Idea appearing yet again, her face framed in shadow. She was playing with one of her mechanisms, not looking amused despite that.)

Everyone: Idea?!!!!

Sakura: Oh no, she's back!

Idea: Argh! It is "Oh yes, she's back"! I was on a duty to tear apart trees and buildings! I'll also remind you that I shot in an airplane and caused the deaths of many foreigners! This is all your fault! Stop interfering with my plans!

Ichi: *triggered about hearing trees getting tore down and the deaths*

Ellen: But you are the one interfering now, and what have we done wrong?

Idea: You mocked me and were idiotic! You heroes are so conflicting! I could have actually destroyed Acitcratna! (And I tried hard to pronounce it correctly...) but YOU had to make me trip and give me a short circuit! You will regret your actions!

Piro: We definitely won't! We'll rescue Earthlinah!

Idea: I am sure you would like to, but you see, you cannot stop me of all people. I am made for this unlike you.

Piro: No! We're not letting you escape again, chump!

Idea: Insinuating this?! You fool! You do not even know what I am capable of! I am more powerful and stronger than any of you! You deserve to be adopted!

Piro: Everything you said is wrong.

Idea: ENOUGH! Shut up for good, Piro! Just... just like Earthlinah, you wanted to save the Weird Human World, but you will fail just like she did!

Sakura: You're not gonna persuade us with your story! You're so stupid that other stupid people can't ever contest you!

Idea: SO STUPID?! NO! YELL ALL YOU WANT SAKURA MAINDI BUT I WILL GET RID OF ALL THE ASPIRATION YOU HAVE, AGAIN AND AGAIN! THIS! IS! THE! END! FOR! YOU! FEAR ME!!

Sakura: *transforms and launches her flying disk weapon at her*

Idea: What a terrible attack; it's equal to a pile of trash. Mine are better.

Sakura: You speak too soon...

Idea: Hmph! I can tell that you are lying, do not try to hide it! You are the female childhood friend with romantic interests JRPG trope!

The flying disk hits her and explodes.)

Idea: *lands on her feet as the ground below her cracked because of their force* Argh! I thought you were a big bad monster who could destroy the entire country and terrorize populations, but it turns out you are only a girl! Hahaha! And an insolent wench at that! That is quite ironic, you foolish frustration!

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