The scene begins in a quiet, peaceful area where the group is resting. Suddenly, the sky darkens, and a loud, dramatic voice cuts through the air.)
Asagi (off-screen): How come Asagi's game servers were shut down?!
A small, chibi figure drops from the sky, landing in front of everyone. It's Asagi, looking furious with her tiny arms crossed and a dangerous scowl on her face.)
Assagi (chibi form, arms flailing angrily): Now Asagi's angry because of YOOOOOU!
Piro: *blinking in surprise* Asagi?! Uh... why are you so small?
Sakura: *crossing her arms, unimpressed* Seriously, what are you doing here? I thought you had your own game to be the star of or whatever.
Asagi: *stomping her foot, eyes wide with rage* Asagi did have her own game! Makai Wars was her chance to shine, but they shut it down! The servers are GONE! And now... now Asagi's stuck like this! *she gestures dramatically to her chibi form*
Grace: smirking* Oh, you are the so-called star of a shut-down game? Sounds like your big break broke down, huh?
Mechanos: *tilting its head, robotic tone* Asagi's... data... corrupted. Game... failure... inevitable.
Ike: *grinning, leaning in to poke fun*) Chibi Asagi? That's adorable! I thought you were supposed to be intimidating, but you're like a mascot now!
Asagi: *furious, face contorting comically* Adorable?! Asagi is NOT adorable! Asagi's a star! A STAR, I tell you! *her face twists into ridiculous expressions of anger as her tiny body trembles*
Shinja: Look, Asagi, I get it. It's tough when a game doesn't go as planned, but blaming us won't help.
Asagi: *puffing up in rage* Help?! The only thing that will help is Asagi getting the spotlight she deserves! You all ruined it! And now—now there's talk of a sequel! A SEQUEL THAT'S EVEN WORSE!" *her expression becomes even more ridiculous, with bulging eyes and a wild scowl*
Piro: *raising an eyebrow* Wait, how can a sequel be worse than a shut-down game?
Asagi: *eyes twitching* You... you'll never understand! This is all YOUR fault! Time for Asagi to show you how it's really done!
Suddenly, the atmosphere shifts, and the group finds themselves transported to a chaotic battlefield resembling Makai Wars. The battle starts in total confusion, with flashing lights and nonsensical mechanics. Amidst the mayhem, Asagi transforms back into her HD sprite form, towering over them with newfound confidence.)
Asagi (HD form, dramatically posing): Now Asagi is back in full glory! Prepare to witness true greatness!
Sakura: *sarcastically* Oh great, now she's bigger and louder. Just what we needed.
Esu: *rolling his eyes* Ugh, just get this over with so we can move on. I have better things to do.
Ike: This is amazing! It's like we're in her game now!
The battle continues with absurd, over-the-top attacks, and Asagi pulls off exaggerated moves, still clearly bitter about her lost game. The group eventually wins through sheer confusion, and the scene fades back to normal, with Asagi returning to her chibi form, sulking.)
Asagi (chibi form, pouting): Hmph! Fine... Asagi will just have to wait for her next big moment. But don't think this is over!
Piro: *chuckles* Don't worry, Asagi. You'll always have a place with us. Even if it's... well, smaller than you'd like.
Asagi: *groaning* That's not funny, Piro! Not funny at all!
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Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies
ActionRated T 13+ like every Disgaea games, but there are a lot of questionable and inappropriate moments, I say you should probably be a little bit older to read that. /See detailed age ratings on the main page/ This is fanmade and unaffiliated with the...
