Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies

EPISODE 12 - NOT ON LAND, QUITE LITERALLY

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Today, the Accel Rangers decided to continue their travel as usual using Piro's map and now a GPS Mechanos has. They reached a beach in an island that they had to visit and it was the nearest. They planned to camp out again. The sounds of the waves in the ocean can be heard.)

Prinner: Uhhh, we're in a beach now, aren't we? As in the sandy shores.

Piro: I chose this place because it's not crowded.

Prinner: I can see, dood, but I thought that beaches here were supposed to be barely deserted, and in general, it's not common to see one like this with no people...

Piro: Look, we don't get tourists, so the beach should be empty and peaceful.

Ellen: Is it me or this isn't fully a country?

Piro: Yeah, it's more like an archipelago state, it used to be one though.

Nozomi: There's so many palm trees.

Ike: P😶 e😶 t😶 i😶 o😶 t😶 e😶. What if we kissed? Observe in sort of very sort of actually really thy vicinity of all those guys, which essentially essentially actually mostly essentially are fairly insignificant, which specifically generally mostly definitely are quite significant in a subtle way in a subtle way in a for all intents and purposes major way.

Piro: ...Excuse me, huh...? I'm confused by your words...

Ike: *having a stroke* Rss... h... Monday, day one... Rss... h... Like... Rss... h... oiÑs...

Piro: What're you even talking about?

Young girl: Aloha! *running to the rangers, putting circles of flowers around their necks and touches their noses*

Piro: The hell's wrong with you?! Hey, slow down, get away from us and watch out! Some of us don't want these things! *talking about the circles of flowers*

Young girl: Sorry... I knew you would say that, it's just a tradition that I like...

Piro: What's your name, and where's your parents? You look like a kid.

Uku: My name is Uku, I don't get to always see my parents and I'm mostly alone... I hang out in this beach when I feel lonely, but when there's visitors or Children of the Land, which is not common, I tend to get excited and since I heard that you're important people I got twice as excited. These things I made you wear are called "ali koas", /No, not leis/ they represent greetings here. Touching the nose of people is also a form of local greeting.

Piro: Children of the Land? It's nice to meet you I think, Uku... What's your age, exactly?

Uku: Oh, I'm 10 year old! I just turned ten!

Piro: You just turned ten? What were you, nine? *lowering his right eyebrow*

Uku: Yeah, I was nine last month! Why?

Piro: No reason. I've never talked to someone who was ten before. You're pretty talkative.

Uku: I don't really think I am. Weird...

Nozomi: Hurrah! There's the sea behind us, I want to go for a swim, who wants to join me and have fun?!

Ike: I do!

Uku: A-Are you sure? The water's cold.

Nozomi: It's fine, I can handle it. uwu

Ike: Not me! I only want to see you wear swimsuits!

Nozomi: No you don't!

As soon as Nozomi approached the water her confidence dropped and she moved back, it seems like actually she couldn't handle it anymore.)