Post-game skit - Gemstone

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Idea: Take a look at this gemstone I found, it is called the Lurine.

Esu: It sounds very fake...

Idea: That is because it originates from the Northern Netherworlds.

Esu: I just said it sounds very fake, ya shit!

Idea: My my, calm down with your aggressiveness. Don't you think it's beautiful? It is really pretty, though fragile. I have never seen such beauty, and even more coming from demonic places. This gemstone does not remind me of a lot of things, but not in a bad way, this is why I told you that I have never seen such beauty.

Esu: No, it's ugly.

Idea: It might be ugly to you but to me not.

Esu: ...I wish I could have been in another game, not Pissgaea.

Idea: What do you mean?

Esu: Fourth wall breaks.

Idea: Fourth wall breaks? Why must it break?

Esu: There's nothin' that ya should know about it in the first place. In reality, we're all inside a fictional story.

Idea: Are we? Esu, you were smoking one day, you're a little bit too young to do that, but this is not the right moment to bring that up.

Esu: Ye're not supposed to-

Idea turned around, she accidentally shattered the gemstone doing so.)

Idea: Aaaaaah! Oh no!

Esu: Why are you so damn dumb?! Stay like that, I don't care!

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