Post-game skit - Ope Oof

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Idea: So hungry and out of options... NEED FOR FOOD. Aaaaah!~ 🤤😲 *eats a sandwich /That has foie gras, (Duck assassin) mannoyaise and a ham/ with some shortbreads* Nom, nom... *burps, burps, burps, burps* What? Did I just burped four times without stopping? Disgusting! I ate way too hastily! H-Huh...?! Oh snap! *she falls down* Ouch...? INTERSECTING CIRCUITS... MIMIC MODE ACTIVATED. *her eyes lit up and a sound came out of her system*

Piro: *does push-ups*

Idea: *copying him*

Piro: That's annoying, why do I even bother doing that?!

Idea: That's annoying, why do I even bother doing that?!

Piro: Hey, you're copying me! Copier!

Idea: Hey, you're copying me! Copier!

Piro: You're making fun of me too!

Idea: You're making fun of me too!

Piro: Can it!

Idea: Can it!

Piro shakes her for repeating what he said, Idea shakes him too, all gurgling, the two then started to both stretch their cheeks.)

Piro: Aaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh! S-Stop!

Idea: Aaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh! S-Stop!

Piro: I TOLD YOU TO STOP! *knocks her head fast and multiple times*

Idea: AaA I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! SKKSKKSLSLSLSSL'SNDJDKSZOZPDFHKOM'BCXSEDWWHPPREZSSQSSFGAPMQ'S'S'DNDJDJDKKKD!! *cuts out*

Piro: Oh crap, I broke her! Idea!

Idea: *her eyes light up again, she reboots only to malfunctions. Idea turns paler, trembling quickly from all her body /Mostly her head/ and screaming while even having her voice EVEN louder, crackier and more earrape-like, she jerks her fingers repeatedly, t-poses and then runs in place* ήήή EUGHEUHEUH *it feels like being in the middle of a seizure. she shouts YEEHAW repeatedly at Piro's face and punching him while hitting a wall*

Piro: AAAAAAAH!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!! SAKURA!! COME AND HELP!! YOU HAVE TO STOP HER!! STOP HER!!

Idea: YEEHAW, YEEHAW, YEEHAW!!!!!!
FIJOODEDEDEDNNFVFVFNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE THE THE .........HOOhHHOHhhhhhh Asssffshahajjzebdbsnak mmfmf FFFFFFFF FFFFFF *pants*

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ÉÊËÌÍĮĨDNÒ YEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEE HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
ÓŌÕØÙÚÛÜB WOOOYAHA NWKWKOA WOOOOAAHHAHABA ALLLAA WOOOOOHAAA AAJHAAHAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
¶à!"áâ%%&'( *jerkily attacking herself*

She strikes the wall, destroying it with her hands many times, twirls 100 times, she throws papers and even Piro whom she just picked up 999% quickly.)

Piro: !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *cut scream*

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