Post-game skit - Refusing To Rope Jump With Caramel ISN'T Allowed

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Caramel: IDEA! Let's play rope jumping together!

Idea: Aaaaaaah!! Y-You scared me, the awesome sexy Idea, nitwit!! A-And I do not intend to play such a childish game!! *brings her right arm to her mouth and covers it*

Caramel: *cries*

Idea: What?! *HUH*

Caramel: *with a voice high enough to shatter glass* EVERYTHING YOU SAY PUT ME INTO A LOT OF TERROR!!! WAAAAAH!!!

Idea: YOU BRAT, STOP WHINING!!!

Caramel: *cries even louder*

Idea: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! M-MY EARS!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!! STOP, STOOOOP!!! HUAGH ARGH GH!!! SILENCEEE!!!

Caramel: DADDYYYYYY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Idea: YOU. HAVE. GONE. CRAZY!!

Caramel: DON'T. TALK. ANYMORE. YOU. MEANIE!!

Idea: NOPE!! /She really says it/ ARRRGHHH!! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A NOISY IDIOT OH MY GOD?!!!

Caramel: BECAUSE YOU'RE LOUD TOO!!!AND YOU'RE DEAF!!!

Idea: YOU TOMFOOL SWINE!!! I AM NOT DEAF!!!

Both Caramel and Idea's ears were bleeding. Idea saw a nettle really uncomfortable to look at appearing on the ground.)

Idea: *shrieks, starts to cover her eyes and move back*

That nettle caught up against her magically forcefully touches Idea.)

Idea: It stings!!!

Then Caramel stepped in her left foot, Idea screams. At the end, she was doomed to play the rope jumping by herself since she finds that "game" childish.)

Idea: *getting immature mentally, still hating it a lot and starts crying like Caramel* Why am I being forced to do thiiiis?! I loathe this! Waaaaaaaah!! *trips over the rope* Agh! Waaaaaaaah!!!!

Lilli: Hmhmhmhmhmhm teehee!

Idea: L-Lilli, is that you?! Please save me! I now know that you are called Lilli and that you are a possessed doll, which is frightening, but I really need to be saved!

Lilli: Noooo... *she got out her knife*

Idea: Wh...I-I don't get it! F-Fool!

Lilli: *ready to test her violent insanity on her, making a devilish smile*

Since she is an android she cannot have bruises but her body was covered with discolored and deformed marks and slices, she was also sweating from all her black liquid.)

Caramel: *coming back close to her, she had ghosts with her*

Ghosts: ......OoooooOoooooOooooO...............

Idea: *creeped out and leaving* AAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Wow, unlucky.)

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