EPISODE 13 - A DICTACTOR'S CONSPIRACY THEORY

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Hub talk.)

Sakura: Yesterday, I was dreaming about you Piro, but the dream that I had was so trippy... I nearly would've sworn it was real.

Piro: You're serious...?

Sakura: Actually, I am.

Piro: Whatever you say.

NPC 1: If you want to know what's a pantu then contact me.

Piro: You'll never tell us.

Prinner: What's the point of knowing that, dood?

Piro: I don't know.

NPC 2: Sakura, I'm not an idiot.

Sakura: I never said you were.

NPC 2: But you're a tsun-tsun to Piro and some people, don't tell me to die.

Sakura: *blushing* N-N-N-N-No, th-th-this isn't true! *slaps the NPC*

NPC 3: Heh heh heh, I knew I could save Earthlinah.

Piro: No, you didn't do anything.

NPC 3: I'll do it.

Piro: Are you even able to?

NPC 3: Nope.

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Cue to them walking and audible pour.)

After many hours of travel, the Accel Rangers arrived in Aissur. This country is known to be the Motherland, is very cold and incredibly big. Piro looked around in awed admiration.)

Piro: I never thought I'd be so surprised to see a country. The others seemed so barren and small. This one is big... really big.

Sakura: It is. I didn't think there would be so much space. There's not many people here though, did you expect more?

Piro: No. I thought there would have been a few shoppers or... something.

Sakura: Shoppers huh... I suppose there is a certain appeal to that...

Prinner: We should continue our road now because after all we're here to search for Earthlinah, doods.

Piro: Wait, guys, don't you think we should warn others and protect this place first? I feel like this is going to get destroyed...

Grace: Fool! I'm the one that will destroy it! I'll show you how this will get protected!

Sakura: Protecting a place is the opposite of destroying it! And we're not meant to destroy!

Grace: What about you shut your mouth?! What do you think this is, a blooper?!

Ellen: That is enough!! Don't argue, you two!!

Sakura: Sorry...

Grace: My apologies, I-I don't know what got into me.

Piro: You better apologize again or we'll make you lose your royal position.

Grace: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Was that enough?

Sakura: It wasn't enough at all, you idiot.

Nozomi: By the way, what kind of precautions do you think we can put here in case this place get attacked again?

Sakura: Hmm...

Nozomi: And also... does this country have a name?

Prinner: It's been Aissur since before recorded history, dood.

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