Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies

Post-game skit - You Obviously Stole It!

Sakura: Hey, Idea.

Idea: Oh my, hello Sakura. I decided to take a stroll outside to see what Napaj is like. Are you lost? Do you have any reason to be here? And most importantly, how did you find me?

Sakura: I found you by taking the crossway. I'm not lost, but I have lost something, and the reason I'm here is to find back my keychain.

Idea: Do you want me to search it?

Sakura: Probably.

Idea: What do you mean by probably?

Sakura: If it's lost and important, I think it may just be somewhere on the streets.

Idea: Well, are you willing to let me part for it?

Sakura: Sure.

Idea: Really, you're not going to be angry at me? You will just accept that this is one of those bad things, but it's not the worst thing in the world?

Sakura: Yes, g-geez, go, don't always ask questions!

Idea: My, wh-why are you suddenly mad?

Sakura: Because I now know surely that YOU took my keychain! Don't freaking act all innocent!

Idea: No, I didn't! *pouts*

Sakura: Yes, yes, you did. I saw it with my own two eyes!

Idea: It was just a coincidence that I had my bag installed device, and I was going to drop it off! I swear!

Sakura: You have my keychain, and you are going to give it back. If you don't, I may do something to you... horrible.

Idea: You wouldn't! Pathetic excuse for a foolish fool, I said that I didn't take your keychain! Why don't you listen to me for once?!

Sakura: Maybe I will... MAYBE. But I doubt it. I've seen your type before. Stubborn, and you won't let go. I've got my eye on you.

Idea: This is unfair... I am just meant to be out for a peaceful strolling today! That is all!

Sakura: Maybe, but you're still like that.

Idea: I'M NOT STUBBORN OR JEALOUS AND NEVER WAS!

Sakura: No, I know you broke my phone!

Idea: Your what?

Sakura: The thing that's mobile, you broke it.

Idea: I DIDN'T EVEN BREAK IT TOO!

Sakura: Yeah, you did.

Idea: You are demented, loathsome or something! And maybe drunk and on drugs as well! You need to let go of this! I am just going to take my articles and part! Cease to follow me, triggering dunce!

Sakura: OK, OK, I'll let go.

Idea: And just like that, am I to believe you are forgiven?

Sakura: Well, I guess...

Idea: Excellent.

Esu: You two, you broke my freakin' stuff!

Sakura: Oh no...

Idea: *screeches*

While she screamed hysterically, Sakura rose an eyebrow in confusion, but that was an appropriate reaction.)