🌸 Invader Zim 𝔁 Reader Oneshots 🌸

Material Madness

(Tw: this oneshot contains subjects of nudity and sexual activities. If you are uncomfortable with these topics, I'd advise you to skip this oneshot. Otherwise, feel free to keep reading below!)

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU WERE BEHIND IT'? WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK DOING THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?" You shouted at the top of your lungs, anger filling your entire body as you shot Zim daggers with your gaze. Your fists were clenched tightly by your sides, every ounce of control you had in you had been fighting the urge to lash out and strangle the unempathetic alien standing before you.

"DON'T YOU GET IT? I DID THIS FOR YOU!" Zim snapped back, directing a pointed finger towards the Tv right beside you both. At this point, you hadn't even dared to look back at the screen, knowing damn well what horrible footage was currently being shown while you both argued in front of it.

"FOR ME?" You almost stumbled over your own thoughts in shock, "WHAT DOES THAT PLACE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME?"

"THAT WAS YOUR SCHOOL, WAS IT NOT?" Zim testified, still gesturing towards the Tv. "JUST LAST NIGHT YOU WERE REMINISCING TO ME ABOUT HOW AWFUL THAT PLACE WAS TO YOU AND HOW MUCH YOU'D HATED IT!"

"..." You stared at him blankly, feeling your heart race in frustration. "ZIM, THAT WAS YEARS AGO!"

"IT WAS CLEARLY STILL BOTHERING YOU, SO I DID WHAT WAS NECESSARY!"

"SO YOU THINK SETTING THE SCHOOL ON FIRE WAS NECESSARY?" You yelled, listening to the words come out your mouth as you sounded very hostile and bewildered, your heart pounding from the aggressively high amount of adrenaline.

"DON'T TELL ME YOUR NOT PLEASED ABOUT WHAT I DID!" Zim proclaimed angrily, a sense of pride carried in his voice as he stood tall and dominant before you.

"... I can't believe you, Zim..." You paused for a moment, turning away from him with your head buried in your hands as you paced back and forth in the living room of his base. "This is what drives me crazy about you!"

"And what is that exactly?" Zim asked, seemingly already knowing the answer but wanting to hear it come from me.

"This! This behavior!" You explained in a frustrated tone. "I love you, but sometimes you're just so selfish! And cruel, and ruthless, and... destructive... and, e-evil..." You paused for a moment, hearing the words come out of your mouth. It may be the adrenaline from the argument you just had, but the more you describe Zim's malicious behavior to him out loud, the more the room felt less angry and more... licentious. Sure, you know Zim's a bad boy at heart, and there were times when it really got on your nerves, but you'd be lying to yourself if you said you hadn't found yourself weak at the knees over his villainous ways and swooning from his complete sense of evil from time to time. You were shameful of it, but it was something that heavily attracted you to him, something about his sick and twisted ways made it seem exhilarating and thrilling to be around him. Times when his evil demeanor shook you to your core and filled your insides with a burning flame of passion while a swarm of butterflies flying around made you feel giddy and secretly had you begging for more.