Dark Park is a sequel to Scrubber-Town, but if anything is worse than its next door suburb. There are more cat fights, vandalism, especially by the Spite Club Girls, grafitti and bad behaviour in general, particularly emanating from the Dark Park
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Hi STR;s Lacey and Stacey are pleased to introduce you to the Blobhopper. What is a Blobhopper we hear you ask? This word has been invented by the Spite Club girls. We must say it's the most creative description of a particular kind of person they've ever come up with.
A Blobhopper, they tell us, is a middle-aged to old bloke; yes, this one's confined to the men, who's fat ,unattractive or straight out ugly, badly dressed and smelly. Men always find insulting names for women, so it's your turn guys. The Blobhopper isn't always aware of having these attributes. A prime example is Rob Hobbs, the Jewel Park councillor. He's pompous (another Dr Una word) and walks around thinking he's superior, although he fits all of the above categories.
Another example is Komik Kal with his big beer-belly, as well as Noel Nutter from the sweet and nut shop. He's balding and not exactly a Hollywood poster star. He also has yellow teeth, and even a few of those are missing. He most likely indulges too much in his own product.
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The Blobhoppers are too numerous to list here, but to make sure they know who they are, the Spite Club girls have been writing 'Beware of the Blobhopper' on large sticky labels and attaching them to the offenders' cars.
When Komik Kal found one on his car, he vowed to get revenge and was furious when his sometime wife Tatiana burst into hysterical laughter.
Blokes of Scrubber-Town and Dark Park, watch out.
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