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The Made Ya Look Magazine

Hi STRs, this morning Stace and I were sitting in Stuff-Ya's, drinking coffee; well hot choccy for Stace and trying to make sense of the notes we wrote for the Little Buggers Chrissy party. We intended, we reely trooly did, mean to tell you all about that event which unsurprisingly was a fiasco. For some reason we just couldn't concentrate, even with the help of one of Stuff-Yas famous cream buns which we shared. Stuff-Yas changed the name from Kitchener buns to cream buns, cos they said no one these days know who the hell Kitchener is/was.  Whatever, we don't really care so long as we have one of these gooey, to die for delicacies. However, have you ever tried to cut a cream bun in half? Cream squirted everywhere; on our faces, our clothes, hair and eventually ended up in our mouths. Anyway, we gave up trying to cut into it politely and just went for it, pulling the bun apart. Stace brought out the Chrissy edition of the new Made Ya Look magazine. It's an awesome national mag, full of insanely ridiculous stories, gossip, fashion and a horoscope. Stace had borrowed her copy from Roxy, one of her friends from Delfine's. When Stace went to buy one for herself, they'd sold out.

There we were, sitting outside at a table in the sun, giggling our heads off. Pam from Stuff Yas wanted to know whether we'd been using weed. She reckons our pupils were dilated. We wish, so we told her we'd have some later.

We were reading some of the crazy titles printed on the cover. We nearly wet ourselves, so we think it's only fair to share some of these with you.

My hubby gave me a bag of 'blood and bone' for Chrissy.

I've divorced and remarried my hubby six times and counting.

I found a red back spider and a scorpion in my Christmas stocking.

I ate 20 Christmas dinners in a competition and lost. My rival scoffed 23.

We share our recipe for a spectacular Christmas pud with a secret ingredient. See sealed section.

Shrieking and squeaking; The Crockerie, aged care home, overrun by mouse plague.

My chook laid choccy Easter eggs at Christmas. That's one confused chook.

I earn money by performing acrobats on the net.

Entire jury affected by itching powder during high profile trial. Judge Iona Beeny refused to stop proceedings.

These are priceless. Stace managed to spill her hot chocolate she was laughing so much, so we both ordered another drink, a proper one at the Bogan Bar; ie a Raving Lunatic. It's the perfect place to read the details in this mag.

Needless to say, we still haven't written our report on the Little Buggers Chrissy party. We promise to do so soon.

 If you need a laugh, go buy yourself a Made Ya Look mag. They also have a brilliant horoscope and even an agony aunt column, who funnily enough goes by the name of Aunty Una. Wonder if Dr Una is moonlighting?