Dark Park is a sequel to Scrubber-Town, but if anything is worse than its next door suburb. There are more cat fights, vandalism, especially by the Spite Club Girls, grafitti and bad behaviour in general, particularly emanating from the Dark Park
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Dr Una has a Christmas Project lined up for the Spite Club girls, whether they're in or out of the Detention Centre. It's making Christmas cards. Yep, you read that correctly. They're supposed to be for sale at the Customer Enquiry centre and the money raised will go to an anti-gang programme and help girls coming out of the Dark Park detention centre. Apparently Dr Una has looked through all of them and the unsuitable ones; ie those with overt ( do you like our clever use of overt? of course Dr Una told us about it) sexual references were put in the not- to- be- sold pile. However, we heard that Suze, Sky Frye's PA was looking at them all with Ken from security and having a good old laugh. She ended up selling him about five and then more to some tradies who wanted to know what Suze was laughing at. They all sold in about five minutes. She nearly lost her job over it; wish she had.
Dr Una has said she'll go over to the DPD centre and supervise the card-making herself. She says she's happy to go over on a Saturday, when she doesn't have any patients .She thinks it will be good therapy for the girls, because they're fully aware of their friends being free to go out and do whatever. Really Dr Una, we happen to know what these girls get up to on a Saturday; think shop-lifting in Scrubber-Town, egging the used-car yards in Dark Park or the High School, drug-taking and hooking-up with boys. So you think they'll be happy with a craft session with you?
Anyway, we've seen a few and here are some of our faves; A pitbull dressed up as Santa is biting a postman's leg. It says; Christmas has a sharper edge this year.
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Note the giggling sun.
Santa is dressed as a rock star and has his rude finger up. Inside it says: This one'll do for your enemies.
Two huge fat dogs, wearing Santa hats, are staring guiltily at what's left of their owner's Christmas Lunch; inside the card is written'What's next?
Then this one is our absolute fave; Santa is on a motor bike, throwing a hand-grenade into a house. Inside it says; Hope your Christmas explodes with fun and games. We're a bit surprised that Dr Una didn't ban that one, cos she did ban a lot of politically incorrect ones, but mostly the sexy ones. We hope she didn't ban too many of those cos people here at Scrubber-Town love them and quite a bit of money could be raised, so she's not doing herself any favours by being so prudish. Suze told us that the tradies bought a lot of the sexy ones. We pointed out to her that she wasn't supposed to have sold them before approval from Dr Una. She just said; well at least I've raised some money, meaning that we haven't.
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.Ever seen Father Christmas with a hand grenade? Here he is and he looks pretty pleased with himself.
Dr Una has left it a bit late to be promoting Christmas cards, but she insisted, so what could we do? We think most of them will find their way into a dusty box and forgotten about.
Merry Christmas and see youse in Dark Park in the new year.
Lacey and Stacey.xxxx
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