just a book of random imagines or oneshots based on simon and josh :)
will be smut and mature content throughout
yes it's all in lowercase fight me
**first published 19th oct 2021**
**completed**
hi! i was never planning on publishing, but if you're here then thanks for clicking!
i'm definitely no writer, but i just wanted to make this to try something different as i was inspired by many other oneshots and stories i've read on here, so excuse any grammar or spelling mistakes etc.
also, i'm an over thinker so i've re-read these about 5373 times each so it's unlikely there's any spelling errors throughout this.
please excuse my dry sense of humour also, it's very difficult to make things funny in a book without being too cheesy.
quick side note, these:
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are just paragraph dividers, in case you were wondering 'what the fuck is this in the middle of the book', although it would be easy enough to figure out either way.
just... i'm having a midlife crisis (but without the mid) so sometimes i think 'what am i actually doing, why am i like this' but also i'm too obsessed with the sidemen to find something else to write about.
(i might be in love with simon too much but we move, also the reason why all of these will be mostly centred around him)
oh yeah, disclaimer: will contain a lot of swearing and smut - you probably saw the description tho, so i'll shut up and let you read now!
