Various characters x reader

(Black Christmas) Billy lenz headcanon's

I love the attic gremlin man, don't judge me.

⚠️Billy's trauma, issues with consent, swearing, nsfw near the end⚠️

When he finds out about games he'll take your Nintendo Switch and find a way to have sex with your character in animal Crossing

(Ankha music playing in the background)

Also your never getting that Nintendo Switch back and at 3am he's suddenly that dude that yelling about "not real gamers"

He hasn't showered in years so you have to grab him by the head and force him to get in the bath

If you show him any form of affection he'll become as stiff as a board (in more ways then one) and suddenly turn into a staring pug because he doesn't know what affection is

When he gets used to affection though then he'll want your constant attention and if you don't give if to him then prepare for a tantrum.

Unfortunately Billy is terrible with consent as he was never taught better and..... You know Angus. So there has been a few incidences where you have woken up and found hickies or he randomly started doing sexual things to you (ie, humping) without asking you. However, if you teach him what consent is and tell him that when he doesn't ask it makes you feel upset and uncomfortable he'll stop, he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

Same thing goes with arguments. He thinks that if you two have an argument then everything is over for you two and you'll find him crying in the attic about you leaving him. You'll have to explain to him that you forgive him and that all couples have fights now and again.

He has panic attacks and when he does he does the different voices and reenacts thing that happened in his childhood. The only thing that calms him down other then the lack of energy to keep it up anymore is you comforting him

If your chubby he'll enjoy the Chub and now your his new teddy bear.

He'd steal your phone to listen to saint bernard and at 2am you'll hear it blasting from the attic

He'll scream like a child if you give him anything sour

He can imitate random fiction characters perfectly

He'd make your mom jokes and dick jokes

Billy: Where did I put candace's body?

You: who's candace?

Billy: ( ·ิϖ·ิ)

🎶all for nothing at all🎶

What probably happened when you first met

You: what in God's name are you doing? Back of you crazy bitch!!!!

Billy: please give me huggie wuggie's uwu ٩(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)۶ᴳᴳ

You: what the fuck are you saying?

Billy: pounces on you

You: 🎶how could this happen to meee I made my mistakes.... Got no where to run 🎶😭

Billy: rawr 😸 X3. What's this? UwU notices your buldge ୧((〃•̀ꇴ•〃))૭⁺✧ let's have a little looks see here

You: I wish I stayed home a planned the new call of duty

(Unbuckling belt and unzipping pants in the background)

You: THIS IS SO NOT CASH MONNNEEEEEYYYYY

And strongly and firmly believe that the way to defeat Billy is to give him even the slightest bit of affection. Even if he's about to kill you if you just cup his face then he's suddenly a statue and now he's begging you to do it again