(Pokemon) Guzma headcanon's

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The art is on zerochan and I don't have zerochan so I can't find out who the artist is (if you know please tell me)

His jealous depends on what happens. If someone is complimenting you like "wow you're so pretty/handsome blah blah blah" he'll be smug about it 'hell yeah they're handsome/pretty and they're my boo'.
But if someone is flirting with you along the lines of "hey baby why don't you come over to my house and we can blah blah blah" then Guzma starts throwing punches or acting like a jealous protective boyfriend (he's more likely to punch and punch HARD if the person flirting with you is making you uncomfortable)

Getting big warm hugs off the boss

Uses "bruh" "dude" and "bro" unironically

He knows he wants to spent the rest of his life with you when you and his golsiopod get along to the point where his golsiopod is protective of you and Guzma

Before you both got together he probably just kept on getting you to pokemon fight him as a way for you to spend time with him. You both still pokemon fight but now it's for training

If anyone messes with you they mess with team skull. Seriously the grunts love you

The type of guy that if you slap his f̶a̶t̶ ass he will slap yours back

Extremely supportive over whatever choice you make. Short hair? He'd bring up the idea of dyeing it white so you're matching. Rainbow hair? Looks sick and he wants to try it. Coming out of the closet? Sick dude he totally supports that.

Speaking of. If you were to change your gender he wouldn't give two shits if it would make him gay/straight to date you then. He didn't have a label of his sexuality in the first place and he honestly doesn't care and at the end of the day he loves you for you.

On the first date his cliche bully act broke real fast and he became nervous but still had a good time because the nervousness got replaced with comfort because of how comfortable it is to talk to you.

He probably started liking you because you didn't judge him and didn't radiate toxic positivity like other people do. He found it easy to talk to you and if he was grumpy it all was just up and forgetton as soon as he started talking to you. Also if you're a good listener but also know how to keep a conversation up.

Cheesy pick up lines. You have to tolerate them to date them. Also the cliche yawn and put and arm around your shoulder.
He also one time threw a pokemon ball at your head and said "I choose you"

He's a fucking idiot but he's your fucking idiot.

In case it isn't obvious, Guzma is terribly with his own emotions. Especially, with emotions he doesn't understand and he mostly hides those emtions and replaced it with anger. So falling for you was one big train wreck and it turned him into a nervous mess. It took him awhile to notice his own feelings let alone accept them. Plus he has self worth issues which made his feelings for you worse because he thought you would never like him.
That being said he spent time with you through odd wars. Pokemon battles, purposely pissing you off so you'd give him attention, got himself into trouble so you'd scold him, etc.
Because of his mixed feelings for his own emotions you probably confessed first and you will never let him live that down.

The only thing Guzma knows how to make is toast. To me toast and garlic bread are the best thing man has ever made so I'm satisfied if he just made me toast for 2 weeks in a row

Because of how incredible stupid Guzma is he still counts with his fingers even if it's just to find out what 4+3 is

His arm tattoo's are probably sticker tattoo's

Bonus (I honestly have no nsfw ideas for him because it's obvious he gets no bitches so have this bonus instead)

Imagine you only use ghost types and your mimikyu is insanely overprotective of you so whenever Guzma tried to ask you out Mimikyu got protective

Imagine you're a professor so Guzma stuck with you during his redemption

Imagine you and Guzma are trying to have a movie night and one of the grunts wants attention so they just squeeze between you two. (You know cause the grunts are kids)

Imagine Guzma kisses you in all places you are insecure about while praising you

Imagine someone makes you upset and the grunts come out of nowhere and goes "AYO WHO'S TOUCHIN' (Y/N)! NOBODY MESSES WITH (Y/N) WITHOUT GETTING BEAT UP BY TEAM SKULL"

Imagine you and pumelia (is that how you spell her name?) paint nails together and she paints your nails in all kinds of neon colors and cool patterns.

Imagine when your anxiety gets worse you hide in Guzma's warm jacket because it makes you feel safe. Now I'm imagining a crab with anxiety hiding in their shell whenever they can hear people.

Imagine Guzma let's you draw on his arms and now he either looks like a doodle book or one of those people with tattoo's all over their body. He actually likes the drawings and catches himself staring at them when he gets grumpy because the drawings lighten his mood

Imagine team skull kidnapped you and they all just slowly start to get used to you and love you because of how nice you are.
You: I'm kinda cold
Grunt: oh here is a blanket
Grunt 2: we're not meant to make their kidnapping pleasing!
Guzma got sick or the grunts warming up to you that he just kept you tied to near this throne, only for his gosliopod to start liking you after you talk to the gosliopod. And soon enough Guzma gets soft on you, he just decides 'fuck it you're apart of team skull now and you ain't letting you go', boom you're in team skull now.

Guzma: me? I'm the big bad boss, no man in this world can defeat me, you think I could go SOFT on anyone?!?
A few seconds later
Guzma cuddling Y/N: Goddamn it

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