(Halloween) (Horror slasher) Michael Myers headcanon's

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Nsfw (and tw/cw's) are near the end for all the pervs out there who want a piece of that Michael double cheeked up on a Friday afternoon
⚠️swearing, coping mechanisms, mention of murder⚠️

Have any of you seen those tik tok where this guys dog. For fun at night his dog slowly stalks (walks up) to his owner with his eyes glowing and everytime the video cuts off when the dog gets close to start running to his owner.

Yeah that's Michael everytime you tell him he has to go to sleep.

His idea of flirting is to just stare at you in silence. Or maybe take his mask of if he's doing that ✨frisky flirting✨

You two most likely met as kids but the change of him getting a new friendship (never mind a relationship) is below 0%.

As a kid he was very protective of you. At least the RZ version of him was, I'm not sure about the original since very little is known about him, in the comic I can assume that as a kid he was also quiet with every and you were no exception but he always looked to you if he needed that comfort since at the very least it was implied that his sister focused on her boyfriend rather then him (since I assume she was meant to babysit him while his parents were gone but instead she was making out with her boyfriend and she just brushed it off when she realised that she didn't know where Michael was)

his RZ version would probably be easier to have a friendship/relationship with since in the original as long as you didn't get in his way of killing Laurie/Jamie he would just leave you alone, maybe if he bumped into you and recognised you he would just stare at you. Meanwhile, in the RZ similar to Laurie he would try to get you to remember him in hopes of rebuilding whatever you two had.

Fyi both Michaels are shit at comfort. *awkward pat on the back* there there.

He's actually very touch starved and although it takes a little while, when he does get used to the affection, he'll want a evening cuddle on the couch every day.

After everything that happened hiding Michaels face became his coping mechanism and the only thing that made him comfortable, that being said it's going to take a couple of months before the mask comes of.

If your constantly stressed about things or problems at home, basically if your don't have your life together the mask with come off slightly quicker

RZ Michael has more depth and emotion in his character hence why people prefer writing about him more. That being said this Michael will actually show emotion in the relationship and be there when you need it.

It's a miracle that your not dead Michael must of cared about you A LOT before he murdered his sister.

⚠️murder⚠️ He wouldn't want you to get involved with the whole 'killing your whole family' thing. He prefers you stay at home during Halloween and just keep away from the Windows

(Who's betting he'd break the tv every Halloween?)

Most of the time he just stares at you

And stares

And stares

And stares

⚠️murder⚠️ You think he's planning on killing you but he just gives you a slow pat on the head

He's on anonymous dude

The very few times you get him to show affection is when he's asleep. If you just hug his arm or something then in his sleep he'll turn around to face you and then cuddle you. It shocked you too the first time it happened.

But when he woke up he pushed you off the bed.

⚠️blood⚠️ He shows up home with blood all over him and won't care if it gets on your carpet. Every time you have to yell at him to clean it up

He has a habit of accidentally sneaking up on you because of how quiet his footsteps are

His handwriting sucks. And you would be convinced it was a 3 year old learning how to write for the first time. If you somehow can understand his hand writing then you are a miracle worker. (Michael did not get his pen license)

Also he doesn't like showing that he cares he is very overprotective of you and had insane trust issues.

That being said when you have to leave for food or school or college or uni or what ever, he's scared your gonna leave him so he'll stalk you throught the day and also anyone that let's within a 3 mile radius of you he will automatically not trust them and keep and eye on them cause he thinks they have ulterior motives with you (or are planning to hurt you)

He does care about you it's just that he has a hard time showing it. That being said if someone is harassing/bullying you then the last time you hear from them is on the news. He'll also take you to bed if you has a long day and passed out on the couch. He'll always deny he ever done those things if you question him about it though

Nsfw

⚠️choking⚠️ he can pick you up with one hand while squeezing your neck and throwing you to the wall if he wants to, and have you seen those hands

He's scarily quiet during sex, but now and again there is a few grunts and groans that even surprise him

He'll slam you against a wall or a table.

He's more rough rather then passionate

⚠️knife play⚠️ he loves the fact that you trust him enough to drag his knife along your body and near whatever the fuck is between your legs.

He likes it when your noticeably needy for him.

Edging. The type of edging where it's to the point where your crying and begging.

He's a sadist

⚠️biting⚠️ He's a thigh and ass man. I don't know why I think this I just do and I can see him grabbing your ass during sex to help you ride him. And also bite and give you hickies on your thighs.

He likes feeling superior during sex. Things like him being clothed while your fully naked, you on your knees, his knife against your neck.

⚠️blood kink⚠️ if your okay with it he will actually cut you with the knife. (You both have a safe word and for Michael he has a hand gesture for when he needs it)

(Canon) It was proved with Dr Loomis that Michael can talk. (Fanon) if he did talk now it would probably be raspy and hurt his throat cause he hasn't talked in ages. (Canon) but in a few of noises he has made grunts of annoyance and pain. (Fanon) I can assume that during sex he makes grunts and groaning sounds.

Original Michael would probably have more rough and kinky sex rather then romantic. RZ Michael would have a mix of both depending on how you both feel, probably slightly few more romantic sex rather then kinky sex (but still a lot of kinky sex). Michael in 'Halloween (2018)' (if you want to have sex with a 61 year old man then hey I won't judge) it would be more romantic sex and few kinky sex, his kinky days are way behind him, his back will break (I'm sorry).

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