𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙊𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨

𝙳𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔

Y/N was laying in bed watching an episode of New Girl when a knock was sounding on her door.

She sighs, throwing the covers off herself and pushing herself to stand up before walking to the door.

As she approaches it there's an obnoxious amount of ringing on her doorbell that makes her walk faster to the door.

"Hello?" She asks as she pulls it open, sighing when she sees Harry stood there with a dimpled smile and dilated pupils, "Hey baby! What are you doing here?" He slurs excitedly, stumbling inside, "I live here, what are you doing here?" Y/N chuckles, closing the door.

"The party sucked so I left" He says and starts to laugh, Y/N sniffs the air letting the familiar scent of weed fill her nostrils, rolling her eyes, "Have you been smoking?" She asks, "Sure have!" He grins proudly, letting Y/N lead him into the kitchen.

"Wanna hear a story?" He asks as she sits him down on a chair, "Sure" She nods with a small smile, "I beat Niall in a shot competition! I am the supreme champion" Harry grins, "You get cha-mpion, Holmes cha-pel? Same noise!" He laughs, "That's great babe" Y/N says not wanting to ruin his good mood because he gets pissy when he's annoyed and high, "Now Niall can't call himself the champion anymore the stupid little leprechaun! I beat his Irish blood" Harry says like it's the best thing he's ever done.

"Here" Y/N chuckles handing him a glass of water, "What's this?" Harry asks, inspecting the glass, "It's just water" Y/N informs, "Dumb" Harry says and tips the glass upside down letting the water spill out onto the floor.

"Harry!" Y/N whines making Harry burst into fits of laughter, "It's not funny" She sighs, "Are you mad?" Harry asks and Y/N rolls her eyes, "No, I'm not" She lies and Harry smiles.

"Good! It's basically a waterslide!" He grins and pushes himself off the chair abruptly, landing in the puddle of water and the ground with a thud, "Oh damn, that's a painful slide" He groans, "My ass is wet" He whines, "Help! Help! I'm drowning!" He screams making Y/N face-palm.

"Come on H, get up" She sighs, helping him to stand up, "Do you have candy?!" He asks, rushing for the cabinets, "Nope" He says, throwing something away, "This is dumb" He says again, throwing a bag of pasta on the ground, "Harry, come on stop it" Y/N sighs, trying to pull him out of the cabinet, "Aha!" He exclaims, "Look what I got" He teases, waving a bag of gummy worms in front of her, "Cool, now please sit down" She sighs.

"You're so pretty" He smiles, throwing the gummy worms away and wrapping his arms around Y/N, "I could just cuddle you up forever!" He grins, "Harry" Y/N groans as his grip on her gets tighter, "So so so beautiful" He smiles, "And all mine" He adds, kissing her cheek.

"I'm tired" He says suddenly, letting her go and grabbing the gummy worms, "Can I go to bed?" He asks, "Sure" Y/N sighs, trying to take the gummy worms off him first, "Oh hell no, these are mine!" He exclaims, "Fine" She gives in, shaking her head.

"Ive got a wet ass, I've got a wet ass, I've got a wet wet wet wet a-a-ass!" Harry sings to the tune of what makes you beautiful.

"You know I'm an actual singer? Isn't that crazy!? Like I actually sing for a living, and I write the songs" He laughs, following Y/N into her bedroom.

"Look I can make a song right now" He says, "Oh Y/N, oh Y/N, you are amazing, you are not bad, you are so good yeah, I like it when you give me head-" He sings, "Harry!" Y/N interrupts making him burst out laughing, "I'm just being honest!" He laughs.

"Plus it's okay cause you like giving me head" He laughs, "What makes you think that?"
Y/N asks back.

"Please Harry! Please, please let me suck you off, I'll be so good I promise, please" Harry mocks, putting on a high pitched voice, Y/N scoffs, "I did not say that!" She protests, "Oh yeah you did! Only it was a lot more vulgar" Harry laughs, "You're a dirty little whore" He teases making
Y/N gasp, "Harry!" She exclaims, "What? It's only me, Jesus not like I'm going to the press and saying that Y/N is a horny bitch" He shrugs.