(Look I just really love Disneyland okay)
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QR Codey: Aw, you bought Mousepad Minnie Mouse ears?
Cilantro: Yeah. *sighs* Isn't he just adorable?
Mousepad: I'M GOING TO STICK TWELVE CHURROS IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE!
Spade: Mousepad no YOU WILL DIE-
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Splash Mountain ride staff member: Alright, next group on!
Shamrock: *frets*
Baoding Balls: You don't have to go on if you really don't want to.
Shamrock: No, no, I'm fine, I said I was gonna do it, I'll be okay- WHY DOES THE RIDE NOT HAVE SEATBELTS?! NOPE, NOPE, BACKING OUT, CAN'T DO IT, NOPE-
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Shrubby: Where is she, where is she, where is she, where is she-
Coloring Book: Hey, hey, it's okay. Shamrock is an adult; I'm sure la's fine. They'll find their way back to us.
Orange Slicey: Hey, have you seen Easel in a while?
Coloring Book: ..........Oh God, EASEL-
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*on the Splash Mountain drop incline*
Shamrock: *grabs onto Baoding Balls* I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!
Warhammer: Oh come on, you'll be fine! It'll be real quick, and then it'll be over! There's nothing to worry about!
*a few seconds after the drop*
Shamrock: ....Hey, that wasn't so bad! That was kinda fun! :D
Warhammer: *clutching knees and shaking* Yep, uh-huh, totally, I'm good, it's good-
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Orange Slicey: *running for his life from a Jack Skellington costumer* GHOST HUNTERS, HELP ME-
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*on Ariel's Undersea Adventure*
Scythe: *slouching in her seat* This ride is literally for toddlers.
Cutting Board: *studying and admiring the animatronics* I don't even care; this is amazing!
QR Codey: UNDER THE SEA-
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QR Codey: Wow, I can see most of the park now that we're at the top of the Ferris wheel!
Clothing Tag: Yeah, it's breathtaking... I'm a bit cold, though.
QR Codey: Oh, well, you can borrow my jacket-
Clothing Tag: *snuggles up to Codey* That's better.
QR Codey: ......
QR Codey: *flustered bisexual noises*
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Ride staff: You're gonna need an adult to ride with you; are you with your parents right now?
Inkwell: I- I'm not... wha-
Drill: *suppressed laughter*
Inkwell: Babe, PLEASE-
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*in the Heffalump section of the Pooh ride*
Choker: Uhhhh, Steel-Cut, was I drugged, or is the ride just actually like this?
Oatmeal: Probably both.
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Inkwell: I wonder how do they do the ghosts in the ballroom like that?
Cutting Board: It's called the Pepper's ghost effect!
Baoding Balls: I normally don't like nitpicking, but one shouldn't be able to see ghosts with the naked eye unless they were able to tap into the plane of reality they exist on. Also, they should be more translucent, and not blue.
Everyone: ...
Baoding Balls: What?
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*leaving the park just before sunset*
Highlighter: Dear God, I'm exhausted.
Snuffer: Same.
Toffee: *I'm beat.*
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Shamrock: Who wants to go to Rainforest Cafe?
Orange Slicey: OH MY GOD, YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS-
Easel: Oh, I am finding everything on that kid's menu scavenger hunt.
Shrubby: Let's go, I guess.
Mousepad: BEEF LAVA NACHOS!
Cilantro: Wait, we're... we're not going back to the hotel?
Coloring Book: You get used to this after a while.
QR Codey: *drags Cilantro by their hand* I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I'M STILL SO AWAKE!
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Random Object Show Stuff
FanfictionJust a book to jot down my random thoughts and headcanons. Will add tags as I add chapters. WARNING: A lot of these are really random. (Credit to Panit on clipartkey for the cover.)
