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Y/N: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Thyme: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Y/N: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
MJ, on a walkie talkie: This is MJ, those idiots are fcking around in the East wing again.

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Y/N: What do you call disobeying the law?
F4: A hobby.
Y/N: *crosses their arms*
F4: That we do not engage in.

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Thyme: Goyra gave me a get better soon card.
Y/N: That's sweet!
Thyme: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better.

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Glakao: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Gorya: Glakao, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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MJ: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Y/N and not do the thing,
MJ: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
MJ: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Y/N: Thyme, you need to react when people cry!
Thyme: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Thyme: What's this?
Y/N, hugging Thyme: Affection!
Thyme: Disgusting.
Thyme: ...Do it again.

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Kavin: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
MJ, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fck you.

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Y/N: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Mira: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Y/N: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Mira: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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Gorya: You spent all our money on THIS??
Y/N, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.
Ren: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.

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Ren: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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MJ: Where are you going?
Y/N: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Thyme: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Kavin, knowing full well that Thyme got Y/N an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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