Incorrect F4 Quotes

Twelve

Gawao: What's gone wrong, Y/N?
Y/N: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Gawao: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Y/N: Well... There's a crisis.

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Kavin: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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MJ: Conversations are like teeth. You can only have so many.
Y/N: Who are you to limit my teeth?

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Gorya: You have Crayons?
Y/N: Yes, I have-
Gorya: You're- how old are you?
Y/N: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Y/N: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Tia: You three, explain right now!
Ren: It was Thyme.
Kavin: It was Thyme.
MJ: It was Thyme.
Thyme:
Thyme: ...fck.

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*Y/N and MJ playing minecraft*
Y/N: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
MJ: What's wrong?
Y/N: I did a thing.
MJ: You regret the thing you dID-
Y/N: *screams*
MJ: What the fck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Dmn it-
Y/N: *screams again*

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Thyme: Come on, Y/N! How any times do I have to apologize?
Y/N: Once!
Thyme: ...No.

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MJ: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Kavin: Yes?
MJ: We're in too deep.

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Ren: How late were you up last night?
Kavin & MJ, in tandem: Me?
Ren: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Ren, to Y/N: You.

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Gorya Guys where did Y/N go?
Kaning: They got arrested.
Gorya: How the hell-
Y/N: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Thyme: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
MJ: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Kavin: I got distracted halfway through.
Y/N: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Y/N: Help! I'm drowning!
Ren: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Y/N: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Gorya: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Y/N: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
MJ: Even better!
Y/N: What the fck did you-
MJ: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Kavin: *pulls back the curtain while Thyme is showering*
Kavin: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Y/N: *dangles hand off bed*
Thyme, under the bed: *grabs hand*
Y/N: This is nice :)
Y/N: Wait, why the fck are you under my bed-

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Kavin: *about Thyme and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh?
MJ: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Y/N: What happened?!
Thyme: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Y/N: Sh-short??
Thyme: Sht's fcked.
Y/N: Okay, long.
Thyme: Sht's very fcked.

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Kavin: Ren, what do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
Ren: ...People?

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Y/N: MJ...
MJ: Oh no, 'MJ' in B flat.
MJ: You're disappointed.

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Gorya: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Kavin: Theft.
Ren: Disturbing the peace.
Thyme: Aggravated assault.
MJ: Arson.
Y/N: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Ren: So, are you two dating now?
Thyme & Y/N: Yes.
Ren: Why?
Thyme: I happen to find Y/N very appealing.
Ren: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Y/N.

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Gorya: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Y/N.
Y/N: I hate myself.
Gorya: Alright, square up.

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Thyme: I love you.
Y/N, not paying attention: What was that?
Thyme: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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MJ: I have a new hoodie.
Y/N: Wrong.
Y/N: We have a new hoodie.

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Y/N: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fcking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Kaning: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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MJ: We need to distract these guys.
Kavin: Leave it to me.
Kavin: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ren & Thyme: *immediately begin arguing*

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Y/N: Kavin, we tried things your way.
Kavin: No, we didn't.
Y/N: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/N: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Thyme.
Y/N: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Y/N: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Thyme: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Y/N: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Thyme: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Y/N: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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Y/N: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Ren: You can eat a rock.
MJ: Air.
Thyme: The fabric of time and space.
Kavin: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Y/N: You guys are not helpful.