Incorrect F4 Quotes

Eighteen

Y/N: The waiter at this restaurant is really hot...
Kaning: Maybe you should say something?
Y/N: Ha, no.
The waiter, MJ, bringing back their food: Careful, the plate is hot too.
Y/N Too?
MJ: *Touches Y/N's shoulder and makes a sizzling noise, before walking off.*
Y/N: I'M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
Kaning: HIM.

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*Thyme and Y/N sitting in jail together*
Y/N: So who should we call?
Thyme: I'd call Gorya, but I feel safer in jail.

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MJ: Truth or dare?
Thyme: Dare
MJ: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Thyme: Hey Lita
Lita, blushing: Yeah?
Thyme: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Y/N.

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MJ: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Ren: You're a hazard to society
Kavin: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Thyme: HELP! I TOLD Y/N I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Ren, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Gorya: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Thyme: Okay, but in my defense, Glakao bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Gorya: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Y/N: Kavin and I don't use pet names.
MJ: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Y/N: Honey?
Kavin: Yes, dear?
Y/N:
MJ: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Y/N: Tell Glakao about the birds and the bees.
Thyme: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Gorya: This is a mistake
Y/N, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Gorya: But not today
Y/N, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.

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Thyme: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Kavin: Thyme, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Kavin: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Thyme: Plane tickets?
Ren: Concert tickets?
MJ: Prostitution?
Kavin, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Y/N: *Screams*
MJ: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Ren: Should we do something?
Kavin: No, I want to see who wins.

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Lita: I just ended a four year relationship.
Y/N: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Lita: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Thyme and Gorya fighting from across the room*

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Ren: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Thyme:
MJ:
Kavin:
Everyone Else At Ren's Surprise Birthday Party:
Gorya: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Kavin: Why are Thyme and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?
Ren: They had a fight.
Kavin: Then why are they holding hands?
Ren: Thyme gets sad when they fight.

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Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
MJ, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Ren: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Kavin: It's not a joke.
Kavin: *sniffles*
Kavin: I'm a legit snack.

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Thyme: You love me, right, Y/N?
Y/N: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Y/N: Can you keep a secret?
Ren: Do you know anything about my life?
Y/N : No I do not. Good point.

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Y/N: Violence isn't the answer.
Thyme: You're right.
Y/N: *sighs in relief*
Thyme: Violence is the question.
Y/N: What?
Thyme, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Y/N, running after him: NO-

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Gorya: What the fck is wrong with you?!
Y/N: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Gorya: Good morning. What the fck is wrong with you?!

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Y/N: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Gorya: Is it me, Y/N?
Y/N: No, it's not you.
Kaning: Is it me, Y/N?
Y/N: It's not you either.
Hana: Is it me, Y/N?
Y/N:
Y/N, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/N?

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Thyme: The first time I ever got upset in front of Ren, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Ren: I was doing both, for your information.
Gorya: The first time Ren. hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Y/N: I want a trip down memory lane.
Kaning: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Y/N's lap*
Kaning: I heard you needed these?
Y/N: YES! ALL OF THEM!

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Y/N: Isn't it odd how people kill flies just because they're annoying? If people killed people for being annoying, I would've died like 15 years ago.

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Thyme: Ren isn't answering his phone
Y/N: I'll call
Thyme: MJ and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ren: Hello?