Incorrect F4 Quotes

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Kaning: Why is Y/N crying?
Gorya They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Y/N: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Kaning: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Y/N: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Kaning: NO, NOT THAT!

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Kavin: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Y/N: How so?
Kavin: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Y/N: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Thyme: ... Your what?
Y/N: My friends.
Ren: Are they saying “friends”?
MJ: I think they're being sarcastic.
Kavin: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/N! All of your friends are in this room.

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MJ: Pick a card, any card.
Y/N: Fine.
MJ: Wait, that's my credit card!
Y/N: You said any card.

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Ren: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Y/N, texting Kaning drunk: There's a fcking oul outside.
Y/N: Ouwl.
Y/N: Owul.
Y/N: Houl.
Y/N: Oul.
Y/N: How the fck do you spell it...?
Y/N: Hoot hoot.
Y/N: There's a hooter outside my window.

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Kavin: So, Y/N, do you have a crush on anyone?
Y/N: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Y/N: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Ren: Y/N, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Y/N: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Kavin: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Y/N: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Kavin: What about it? They are.
Y/N: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Y/N: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Kavin: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S UGLY!
Ren: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
MJ: I like the yellow ones.
Kavin and Y/N: SHUT THE FCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Gorya: Y/N! Have you no dignity?
Y/N: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

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Ren: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on MJ without them noticing?
Kavin: Hey, MJ, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
MJ: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Ren: 

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Ren: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.
Gorya: What’s the difference then?
Ren: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Y/N: Note to self; never get shot.

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Kavin to Kaning: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Y/N: Cockroach ankles!
Kavin: Ye- uh, what?