Incorrect F4 Quotes

Twenty-Seven

Y/N: Keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxed under your Christmas Tree. When a child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace.
MJ: But what do I do when I run out of children?

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Gawao: I am going to need you to swear-
Y/N: Fck.
Gawao:
Gawao: ...swear as in promise.

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Y/N: When am I gonna be able to have my 100k slow burn enemies to lovers relationship...?
Kaning: Stop reading fanfiction and get back to work.

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Gorya: What was the weirdest way you got into a relationship?
Y/N: Tax evasion.
Gorya: Story, please?
Y/N: No.

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Kaning: Kavin kissed me!
Y/N: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Kaning: It was unbelievable!
Y/N: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Gorya: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Y/N, get the wine and unplug the phone. Kaning, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Kaning: Oh, it ended very well.
Y/N: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Gorya: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Kaning: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Gorya: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Kaning: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Y/N and Gorya: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Kavin eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
MJ: Tongue?
Kavin: Yeah.
Thyme and Ren: Cool.

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Kavin: If I were dating you? Well, heh, let's just say horses wouldn't be called "horses" anymore...
Y/N: What the fuck does that mean?
Y/N: I'M SHAKING WHAT THE FCK DOES THAT MEAN??

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Gorya: Thyme, I am questioning your sanity...
Ren: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start.

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Kanig: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Y/N: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Kaning: Y/N, those are omelettes.
Y/N: Oh. Then I've got nothing.

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Kavin: Hey bro, what you doing tonight?
Y/N: Nothin', how about you?
Kavin: Having a party tonight, you down?
Y/N: Hell yeah bro, I'm down. What time?
Kavin: 11pm, bro. There's gonna be a lotta fighting and a lotta making out.
Y/N: Can't wait bro! You know who's gonna be there?
Kavin: No one, bro. Just me and you.
Y/N: ...Huh?

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Y/N: Just think about this! I'm your hottest friend.
Y/N: No, that's Kavin... I'm your nicest friend.
Y/N: No, Ren... I'm your friend!

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Glakao: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Thyme: Okay.
*later*
Gorya: Thyme! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Glakao, whispering: Deny everything.
Thyme, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Kavin: I’m this close to falling in love with Y/N.
MJ: Your fingertips are touching.
Kavin: Exactly.

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Thyme: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?
Thyme: Uuh...*hesitantly kisse Y/N's forehead before running out.*
Y/N: No, pay your bill! Dmn, who raised you?

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Y/N: Where are your parents?
Thyme: What are parents?
Y/N: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Kavin: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Gawao: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Lita: I was in hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was... "Hey, this one can't run away."

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Thyme: Hi.
Y/N: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell her?
Thyme: I did.
Y/N: And what did they say?
Thyme: “Thank you.”
Y/N: You’re totally welcome. What’d she say?
Thyme: She said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Gorya said, “Thank you.”

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MJ: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Ren!
Thyme: So Ren knows about this?
MJ, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

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Kavin: May I get your snap?
Y/N: Ask my boyfriend for it. He's in my bio.
Kavin: Alright.
Kavin, to Ren: Your partner told me to ask you for their snap which is kinda weird but can I get their snap?

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MJ: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Kavin: "If"
Y/N: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.

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Gorya: I have a problem.
Y/N: Kill it.
Gorya: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Kavin: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Y/N: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Kavin: Yes.
Y/N: I'd sleep.

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Ren: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Thyme: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Ren: That's not what I asked.
Thyme: That is all the information I have.

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Kavin: Bro... I was looking for my cellphone with the flash of my cellphone...
MJ: Dude! Where was it?

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Y/N: May luck (and this picture of Thyme eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.