Incorrect F4 Quotes

Twenty-Eight

MJ: Okay, two person huddle.
Y/N: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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*MJ recording whilst Thyme and Y/N are arguing*
Thyme: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST!
MJ: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Y/N, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab him.
Thyme: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Y/N: It's my favorite movi-
Thyme: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Y/N!
Y/N: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Thyme: GROW UP, Y/N. GROW UP!

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Kavin, grinning: Before you were what?
Y/N: Before I was-
Kavin: What?
Y/N: Before I was inter-
Kavin: Before you were interrupted?
Y/N: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Kavin: What?
Y/N: *makes frustrated sound*
Kaning, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

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Thyme: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Ren: All good bro, any time.
Thyme: Fck you.

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Thyme: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Thyme: I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy?
Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Thyme: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Y/N: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Gorya: Actually, Y/N, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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MJ: Kavin isn't answering my messages.
Kaning: Allow me.
MJ: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Kavin: *replying to message* Hello.

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Kavin: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Ren: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Thyme: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
MJ: *shoots it*

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Thyme, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Glakao: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Thyme: Ohhhh-
Gorya: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Ren: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Thyme: Five second rule!
MJ: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Kavin: *Sobs on the floor*

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MJ: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Kavin: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Ren: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Thyme: What was the color called before then?
Y/N: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Y/N: How would you like your pancakes?
Thyme: Plain.
Kavin: With sprinkles!
Ren: Chocolate chips.
MJ: Potatoes.
*Thyme, Kavin, and Ren look at MJ*
MJ: What? They're good.

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Kaning: Wow! Thyme made you cry?
Y/N, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

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Kaning: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Tesla, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Y/N, deadpanning at Tesla: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Thyme: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Gorya: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Thyme: Not when you're playing with Ren, it's not. He put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

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Thyme, throwing their head into Y/N's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Y/N, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fcking annoying, that's what you are.

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Y/N: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Y/N: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Thyme and I are dating.
Ren, MJ, Kavin, and Thyme: *Gasp*
Y/N: Thyme, why are you surprised?!

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MJ: Pros and cons of dating me.
MJ: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
MJ: Cons. Holy sht, where do I begin-

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Gorya: Where are you going?
Thyme: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Kavin: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Thyme: Not by the law!

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Kavin: Some people are like slinkies.
Kaning: What?
Kavin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kaning:
Kaning: Please don't push Tesla down the stairs.
Kavin, pushing Tesla down the stairs: Too late.

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Kavin Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Gorya: I really care about your feelings!
Ren: I really care about YOUR feelings!
MJ, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Thyme: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Y/N: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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*Gorya holding her baby*
Kaning: Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Y/N: I know, I still am one of these.

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MJ: I have very high standards, you know.
Y/N: I can make spaghetti...
MJ: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!