Incorrect F4 Quotes

Twenty-Three

Thyme: Hey pal, if you have a problem, say it to my face.
Y/N, getting really close to Thyme: I'm two months behind on my rent.

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Y/N: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Gorya: It's just you.

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Gorya: I want sht.
Kavin: I'm going to wreck your sht.
MJ: I'm into some freaky sht.
Y/N: This is some tasty sht.
Ren: I don't feel like doing sht.
Thyme: I am the sht.

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Ren: Y/N, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Y/N: No, it's mine.
Ren: It... looks just like the one I have...
Y/N: You don't have one like this anymore.

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MJ: Hopefully Thyme has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Thyme: Oh, shut up and die MJ.

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Kavin: Do you love me?
Y/N: So much. Why?
Kavin: Just checking. It seems like you want me to die.

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Y/N: Let me get this straight.
Y/N: You pretended to be DEAD to get Gorya to confess?!
Thyme: Well, yeah- OW!
Y/N: *beats Thyme with a pillow* DUMBASS!
MJ and Kavin: *snickering*
Thyme: MJ AND KAVIN TOLD ME TO DO IT, IT WAS THEIR IDEA!
Y/N: WHAT?! *turns towards them, glaring*
MJ and Kavin: Shia! *both run away screaming*
Y/N, running after them: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHTS!

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*the TV is freaking out*
MJ: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
MJ: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.

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Gorya: Don't stay up all night, Y/N. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Thyme: Mate. You wanna go?
Y/N: Yeah.
Thyme: ...On a date with me-
Thyme: Oh you do?
Y/N: You're saying that like I fell for a cunning prank. We're literally dating, you egg.

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MJ: Have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?
Thyme: Me and my girlfriend don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

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Kaning, rushing into the room: It's terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Gorya: Kaning, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Y/N, would you get Kaning some water?
Y/N: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, "Thank God, the water's here!"?

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Hana: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Gorya: What do you want?
Hana: I've been stuck with Y/N for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Hana: Help.

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Y/N: *speaking Spanish*
Thyme: I know, I know.
Kavin: You speak Spanish?
Thyme: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Y/N speaks.

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Thyme: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Kavin: I don't know how to do that.
MJ: I don't wear a watch.
Ren: Time is a construct.

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Y/N, kissing their pet chihuahua twice: Chi-muah-muah.
Kavin: Shut up.
Y/N: Sorry I couldn't make you chi-ha-ha.
Kavin: I swear to GOD.

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Y/N: We're as thick as thieves!
MJ: Okay.
Y/N: As juicy as burglars!
MJ: Stop.
Y/N: Just a couple of dummy thicc steal-y bois!

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*Y/N and Ren are in Paris.*
Y/N: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Ren: But...
Y/N: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Ren: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Y/N: Yeah.
Ren: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Y/N: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Ren: Okay, alright.

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Kaning: Is there a word for "I'm okay, but it's a fragile kind of okay so please be gentle with me"?
Y/N: I nominate "I'm eggshell fine". Currently whole but easily crushed again.

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Thyme: Y/N you can't move in with Ren.
Y/N: Why not?
Thyme: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
Y/N: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Thyme: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

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Gorya: Do you have a self-care routine?
Y/N: "Keep going btch" said to myself in different accents.

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Thyme: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
MJ: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Thyme: I think I need a hug...
Y/N: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Thyme: You... you can let go now.
Y/N: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Thyme, rushing towards the car window with a trash can: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
ES: Emergency Assistance, this is Trina.
Y/N, on the phone: Hi, we locked our baby  in the car and people are judging us.
Thyme: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
Y/N: Do not break the window, you'll get glass on them!
Trina: Please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay.
Y/N: That's a man.
Trina: Really?
Thyme: DON'T WORRY BABY, DADDY'S COMING FOR YOU!
Trina: We just sent a signal, the door should be unlocked.
Y/N: Thyme, check the door.
Thyme, pulling on the door: IT'S NOT UNLOCKED- *door opens*
Thyme: *calms down instantly*  Oh, that's amazing, how did they do that?
Y/N: *waving people away* I don't know, we got it thank you.
Thyme: Did that come from space?