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MJ: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Kavin: Why are we so fcking awesome?
MJ: That's the best fcking question anybody's ever asked.

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Y/N: Gorya, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Gorya: Thyme, Y/N wants you to get out of the house.

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MJ: I'm on medication that can make me spacey as fck, which can be a problem when I'm driving. Like yesterday, for example, when Ren was trying to help me avoid a pothole.
Ren: "To the left."
MJ, mumbling: "Take it back now, y'all..."
MJ: And then I hit the pothole straight on.

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Y/N: *cooking*
Gorya: *kicks down door*
Gorya: *grabs knife from person Y/N's hand*
Gorya: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Y/N:
Y/N: What.
Kaning: She's trying to tell you she wants to cook.

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Kaning: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Thyme:
Thyme: I'm gonna tell her.
Y/N: Don't you dare.

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Kavin: That was so hot, Y/N.
Y/N: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Kavin: I'm so in love with you.

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Hana: But what about Y/N?
Gorya: Don't worry about them.
Gorya: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Kavin, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
MJ: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

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Gorya: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Thyme: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/N: Sure!
Y/N: Whats your favorite color?
Thyme, laser fcking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Y/N: I wasn't that drunk.
Kaning: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Y/N: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Mira: Yes, I'm adopting Y/N and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Y/N: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Ren: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Y/N: Okay yeah thanks Ren, that's great but WHERE'S THE FCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Kaning: Why don't murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries?
Y/N: Thanks for the tip.
Kaning: NO, this is not a tip, this is a JOKE.

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