Incorrect F4 Quotes

Twenty-Four

Interviewer with Thyme: Would you say you're independent?
Thyme, looks at Y/N:
Y/N: *nods*
Thyme: Yes.

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Kavin: Dom or sub?
Y/N: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Kaning: Can you keep a secret?
Y/N: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

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MJ: So you like cats?
Y/N: Yeah.
MJ: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Thyme: Did you hear that!? Ren just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!
Gorya: ...You just threatened to kill him in his sleep.

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Y/N: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Kavin: Not it!
MJ: Not it!
Y/N: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Y/N, watching Kavin and MJ fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Ren, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Y/N: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Kavin: Ren.
MJ: Ren.
Ren: Me

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Y/N: Here's two facts about me.
Y/N: 1. I hate hot people.
Y/N: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

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Kavin: I'd take you out...
Kaning: Really?
Kavin: Maybe, I don't know, I be lying sometimes.
|A/N: I just want them to kiss already|

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Glakao: Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.

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Gorya: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Thyme: Yup.
Thyme: Don't think you're special.

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Y/N: You're in her DMs, I'm hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs.
MJ: Need any help there?
Y/N: GET OUT OF HER DMS AND COME SAVE ME.
MJ: Be careful what you say in there. Some of the skulls still have their jaws and will tell your secrets to whom ever will listen.
Y/N: They're telling me Mortal Kombat 2 cheat codes.

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*Y/N dies in a game with ships*
Thyme: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Thyme: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Ren: Legend has it that Y/N still haunts the ship, stealing my fcking drinks.
Y/N: Of course I do.

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Y/N: Uh, Ren? Kavin is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
Ren: What?
Thyme: I think they meant, Kavin is drowning.
Ren: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Kavin: *is drowning*
MJ: OH MY GOD, KAVIN! KEEP SWIMMING!
Kavin: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
MJ: KAVIN!

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Ren: If you must curse, use your own name!
Thyme: Oh my Thyme-
Y/N: Y/N dmmit!
MJ: Where the MJ is my sock?!
Kavin: What the Kavin is wrong with her?!
Ren: NEVER MIND, I PREFER THE CURSING! GO BACK!

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Y/N: What if one day you just suddenly turned into an almond and you couldn't scream or do anything about it because you were just a fcking almond?
Gorya: Are you okay?

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Ren: So what are your political beliefs?
Y/N awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Kavin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Y/N...
Kaning: As you should be.
Kavin: No, for real, they're kind of-
Kaning: As. You. Should. Be.

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Y/N: I'm selling a hot cheeto in the shape of Gandalf for $5,000
Ren: What the hell is wrong with you?
Y/N: I mean... It's got free shipping...
Thyme: Say less.

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Y/N: Thyme-
Thyme: *sighs* Gorya used to call me Thyme...
Y/N: ...Because it's your fcking name.

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Y/N: I've only known Kaning for a day and a half. But if anything were to happen to her, I'd kill everyone in this room and than myself.
Kaning: Please don't-

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Y/N: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Gorya: Y/N, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with the F4?

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Kavin: How much did you spend on this date?
Y/N: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Ren: I'm not doing to well.
Y/N: What's wrong?
Ren: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Thyme enters the room*
Ren: There it is again.

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MJ: One time Ren gave me a glass of milk and I meant to ask him "Who's milk is this?" because I wasn't sure if it was for me or if I was supposed to give it to Kavin but instead I just stared down at the milk and said "Who's this?" then Ren turned to me without missing a beat and said "That's your new friend, mr. milk." and we stared at each other and then he asked if I was high.

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Y/N: Tesla doesn’t deserve you.
Gorya: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Kaning: I'm gone.
Y/N: Now go chop his dck off-

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Thyme: Y/N, what do you have?
Y/N: A KNIFE!
Thyme: Okay, have fu-
Gorya: NO!

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Y/N: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Kavin: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
MJ: I ate it too-
Kavin: See?
MJ: -On purpose...
Y/N & Kavin: ...What?

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Thyme: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Ren: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Thyme: I was too lazy to watch the movie.