Incorrect F4 Quotes

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Thyme: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Kavin: That's 200%.
Thyme: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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MJ: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Ren: What's the taser challenge?
Kavin: We tase eachother, then drink.
Ren: How do you win?
MJ: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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Thyme hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
MJ: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Kavin: What are you getting Y/N for the holidays?
Thyme: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Ren: I'm getting Y/N a divorce lawyer.

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Y/N: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Glakao: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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Kaning: Kavin annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Gorya: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Kaning: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Y/N, upon learning how MJ did a magic trick: So you're not magic?
MJ: Well, not really.
Y/N: You're just a liar.

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Kavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
MJ: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Thyme: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Y/N: I've connected the two dots.
Gorya: You didn't connect sht.
Y/N: I've connected them.

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Cop: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?!
Y/N: You said I had one phone call.

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MJ: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
Y/N: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Gorya: When was the last time you cried?
Y/N: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Gorya: really? That recent?
Y/N: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

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MJ: If chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would?
Kavin: Without question!
Ren: Without remorse.
Thyme: Without hesitation.

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Thyme: Y/N isn't talking to me.
Kavin: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Ren: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Wha-
Ren: The economy is in shambles.