Incorrect F4 Quotes

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MJ: Y/N's voicemails from Sleep Away Camp sound like Civil War updates:
Y/N: Hello. I'm in charge of taking everyone down Salt Creek in canoes. It's been pouring for days and our tents are soaking. Morale is low. I love you.

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MJ: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Y/N recently.
Kavin: No, MJ, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
MJ: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Kavin: No! You're the only one for me.
MJ: Is that so?
Kavin: I promise! Y/N and I are just dating, okay? They're my partner.
MJ: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Kavin: You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!
MJ: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Kavin: Of course bro!
MJ: Bro...
Y/N: What the-

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Ren: Did it hurt when you fell-
Y/N: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Ren: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Y/N: ...
Ren: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Y/N: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Thyme: I only like dark humor.
Y/N, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Thyme:
Y/N: An IMPASTA!

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Kaning: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Y/N way.
Gorya: Isn't that the wrong way?
Kaning: Yes, but it's faster.

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Ren: I find it hilarious when you're the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends people who are too talkative in class next to you because they know you wont talk.
Ren: Bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes.

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Y/N, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this btch down. Cool it down.
Thyme: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Gorya, visibly confused: Okay, so he decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Y/N, spraying Thyme: You FCKING DUMBASS!
Thyme: Dude, I forgot-
Y/N: OH MY FCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fcking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Glakao: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Kavin: ARE YOU-
MJ: Fcking.
Kavin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
MJ: Fcking.
Kavin: IDIOT!
Thyme: ...What was that?
MJ: Y/N banned Kavin from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

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Lita: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake, so it's a win-win situation.
Y/N: It's like being dead without the commitment.
Kaning: An open relationship with death?
Gorya: Death with benefits.

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Ren: Why are your tongues purple?
MJ: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Y/N: I had a red one.
Ren: oh.
Ren:
Ren: OH.
Thyme:
Thyme: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Y/N, talking to Gorya: Well Gorya, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Glakao do that?' and if he would, I do not do that thing.
Gorya: ...
Glakao, from the distance: They're not wrong though!

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Gorya: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.
Y/N: BUUUUUURN!
Thyme: Water cannot be burned.
Y/N: EVAPORATEEEEE!

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Y/N: Oh my gods.
Y/N: Waldo from the Where's Waldo books.
Y/N: He wears stripes...
Y/N: Because he doesn't want to be... Spotted.
Gorya: I'm gonna hit something.

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Y/N: Here you go, Tia, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Tia: It's cold.
Y/N: A nice cup of coffee.
Tia: It's horrible!
Y/N: Cup of coffee.
Tia: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Y/N: C U P.

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Tesla: Thyme, I sense hostility.
Thyme: Good, because I hate you.

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MJ: For now... *loads gun* Let's go disrespect some women.

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Kavin: The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word...
Ren: Bold of you to assume that I don't talk to myself.

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Y/N, pointing out Thyme's black clothes: Whose funeral is it?
Thyme, looking around the room: Hmm... Haven't decided yet.

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MJ: I have a bad feeling about this...
Thyme: What do you mean?
MJ: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Thyme: No?
Kavin: That actually explains so much.

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Thyme: What are you gonna be doing later today?
Y/N: Nothing.
Thyme: Oh, then do you wanna come hang out with me?
Y/N: No.
Thyme: ...You'd rather do nothing then come hang out with me?
Y/N: Thyme, I'd rather do anything else than go hang out with you.
| A/N: This is a lie, they love him and are bad at playing hard to get |

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Y/N: How stupid do you think I am?!
Kavin: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Kavin: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
MJ: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

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Gorya: Is Y/N always like this when they lose?
Ren: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Y/N: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Y/N: Fun fact! The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
MJ: I like how you called that a "fun" fact.
Kavin: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.