I blinked. What?
He walked out the door and shut the door behind him. I'm pretty sure he told me that I should hide in the closet which means I should stay inside...Hadn't I betrayed him enough? But he's my kidnapper, of course, I'm gonna betray my goddamned kidnapper. But not today, I mean, do I want to die?
I shook my head and stuck with my conscience. I walked into the closet and closed the door in front of me. I thought I would feel a wall, boxes and hangers maybe. But what I felt on my back scared the skicums out of me.
I felt something ice cold, like a breeze. I froze. Is Kai's closet the actual wardrobe that leads to Narnia? I gulped and turned around, ready to face an evil ice witch, a lion that is bae, and a half-human half horse or goat thingie that I get married to in the future.
Instead of seeing an awesome future ahead of me, I saw a walk-in closet with a table with a gold cloth covering it, seven chairs that were each different colors, a chandelier hanging down and a little string from it connected with the middle of the table. The chandelier looked like it was made out of pure diamonds. There was a huge space with snack tables, a bar, and even a dance floor. I gulped, overwhelmed with the richness. Who the Flip can even afford this? A better question, who the flip DOES THIS TO THEIR CLOSET!?
I looked to the right and saw another door on the side of the wall. I walked over and opened it. There, before me stood something I kinda got p-eed off at.
A FRICKIN CLOSET!
started to curse at the closet door and kick it. That is, until I heard something crash down from outside the door.
"You-!" I heard someone scream before a loud thump was made and someone fell to the ground.
"Why won't you stay down?" I heard what sounded like Kai asked.
"Why won't you tell me why she means so much to you?" I heard another man who I identified as the Donkey man retorted.
"Why would I?" Kai shot back when I heard something else crash.
"Because..." He said and then everything else was a whisper.
"Ah, danggit." I cursed as things went quiet,"I wanted in on that gossip."
Suddenly there was something that sounded like a gunshot and it rang throughout the house and into my ears.
I jumped, screeched and flew down, crouching to cover my ears. Why was I suddenly afraid of this when they were fighting all those other bad people? I thought to myself.
That's right. I knew who did and who didn't get shot.
Suddenly the door to the closet flew open.
"Hello. Can't you see I'm busy talking to myself?" I asked the person.
I looked up to see Kai staring down at me.
"Hey!" He said with a huge smile that made me question why I was scared in the first place. Kai wouldn't get hurt, he's the leader of the Seven Deadly Sins! I'm such an idiot.
"H-hey..." I stuttered.
He laughed as he held out his hand to me to get up. I gladly took it and stood next to him, letting him lead me out of the closet....That's right! The closet.
As Kai pulled me out of the closet, I turned around and kicked the closet door with all my might. What I didn't expect was that it would leave a hole. My eyes widened and I took a step back.
"Welp...." I said quietly.
I soon heard footsteps reach the door and soon it burst open revealing the other six of the Seven Deadly Sins. I turned towards them and tried to block the view of the broken door while at the same time feeling awkward because of the trouble I put them through.
"Hayley?" Scarlet asked while staring at me.
"Yep...That's me....Hayley....I bet you're wondering why I'm here..." I started awkwardly.
"Yep!" Val answered, taking a step towards the front of the group. He stared at me deeply,"Considering the fact that you talked too much and you told Kai so many fucked up things that, by the way, weren't true. You made him feel bad about himself. And on top of that you disrupted my yoa-*cough* movie time."
My eyes widened and I looked at Kai who was avoiding my stare. I made him feel bad about himself? And my god Val, everyone know that you watch yoa-
My thoughts were interrupted by Peter.
"Well, I for one, am glad she's back." He smiled at me and I returned it," She's sexy anyway."
I rolled my eyes.
"No she's not. Look at how big her nose is." Scarlet interrupted.
I scoffed, "You know what! Fight me!....Actually don't, I'm not planning on going to hell today."
Everyone laughed...What was so funny? After the laughter died down everyone started to walk around the room. Mickey, Val and Jack took a seat at the table and Scarlet, Tiger and Peter walked over to the snacks. Kai nudged my side. I looked up at him, smiling down at me with that grin that melts my heart. I swear, I think I'm getting Stockholm Syndrome which is strange, considering the fact that I just made this guy feel bad not even a whole two hours ago.
"Hey, I wanna show you something cool." He told me and started to tug me out of the room. Mickey and Val looked up at us as we left the room. Val said something to Mickey, but Mickey just shook his head, disagreeing.
Once we left the room he tugged me from the room that I heard the fight come from and led me, instead down a hallway I never noticed before. What the hell!? How big is this house? They have hallways on every corner? And like the rest it went on forever until we got to the door we needed and Kai opened it. And might I say.....
Mind Blown.
No seriously, like a grenade went into my head and exploded. I mean, yeah it hurts, but it was also oh-so-wonderful.
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Kidnapped By Idiots (Rewritten)
HumorWalking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen: #1- I get kidnapped. #2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots #3- I get free tacos What could go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything. REWRITTEN VERSION OF KIDNAPPED...
