Walking down the white, waxed hall I made my way towards my locker, the reflective sheen still fresh from the school renovations. I began to put my school supplies inside like a normal person. Scratch that. A prepared person. Some people can be normal and disorganized, I reminded myself. I peered down at my phone to check Instagram and saw a strange video of a cat and bunny getting it on. I scrunch my nose. For all the security shutdowns this app has, it has yet to delete videos like this. And why is it on my timeline?
"Wow...Keep it PG." I mumbled while 'Lets get it on' by Marvin Gaye played on repeat in my head while I scrolled down to a funny picture. The next post read 'Once again the infamous gang group known as the Seven Deadly Sins have committed yet another dangerous and heinous crime. With twenty people dead, the cause of the fatal shooting seemed to be connected to--"
I scrolled down again, ignoring the post.
The smell of a rebuilt building at Oakland High was strong and filled my senses until my brain went nearly numb. The set date to begin the project was targeted for two summers from now, by then I would have graduated. However, Principal Hegan forced every student to sign a document that said we needed this done asap (we didn't) and made it worth 200 points.
Sense my sarcasm when I say that man is a total angel.
I began to my lazy crusade down the empty halls, minding my own business when I suddenly bumped into a hard surface and fell flat on my ass. Pain stabbed me on my bottom, however it quickly subsided.
"Ouch!" I exclaimed as I quickly recovered my phone, hoping it didn't crack.
'What the hell?' I wondered standing up and before I could reach for my unfilled backpack the surface I bumped into grabbed me by the arm.
"What the- Let me go, wall!" I screamed in confusion.
How the hell does a wall grab you? The probability of walls having tiny arms that we were too late to notice before they take over the world is becoming concerningly high.
The wall began to chuckle-
Wait. These walls are oddly starting to act human...
"Don't worry," The wall ordered awkwardly, "And stop narrating me as a wall, I'm obviously a guy."
Holy shit, did he just break the laws of reading?
"Anyway gorgeous," The man continued as I shrugged his hand off my arm, "Sorry for running into you. I have no idea what happened, I seem to be losing my memory. If you tell me your name it might help restore it."
That was the cringiest thing I've ever heard. I rolled my eyes at the terrible pick-up-line, finally retrieved my backpack from the floor and dusted the invisible dirt off of my jeans.
"It's Hayley, and I have a-" I stopped for a moment to turn my head and look at his face as I threw my curly hair over my shoulder, "boyfriend."
I took time to study his face with my squinted eyes, taking in the perfection of his features. The Lord has placed a god in front of me. He smirked knowing I clearly thought he was a blessing sent from the heavens. His brown, radiant skin glowed in the sunlight and I couldn't ignore the cheekbones that had no sign of asymmetry.
"Well babe," He began with sass in his voice, "My name's Kai and I don't have a-"
He allowed a dramatic pause with a gasp before continuing. "-girlfriend."
"Well maybe maybe do the world a favor and go get your own before you hit on other people's." I argued knowing damn well I didn't have a boyfriend.
"Ain't you a feisty one?" Amusement was clear in his voice along with a wink to complete it.
I glared at him and rolled my eyes at his egotistical behavior. However, I couldn't deny that my eyes kept wandering to the fact that he was dressed well. The black fitted shirt and joggers was doing this man favors.
I snapped out of it.
"Yes, now leave me alone before I bite your hand off." I threatened attempting to intimidate when in reality I was flustered because it dawned on me that I checked out this man twice within five minutes.
He took a second to consider, going quiet for a minute. The more I think about it, I wonder why I didn't leave at that moment. Just when I was getting ready to walk away he questioned me.
"Why the hand?"
I stopped in my tracks.
"I- I don't know..." I confessed. Wouldn't it be easier to just bite his fingers off?
He sighed. "So you're a cannibal now?"
"What?" I was startled at his choice of words. Why am I talking to this guy again?
"You said hand. People normally say head. You know, 'I'll bite your head off'." He mimicked an angry expression for a quick theatrical moment, "Now back to business. We're running low on time and I don't have the time to try to explain anything to you so we're gonna do it the easy way."
"I mean, I guess I wasn't thinking too deep- Wait, what are you talking about?" I blinked as if to steady myself from the sudden shift in conversation.
"You're getting kidnapped, sweetheart." This sentence came out his mouth so casually I almost didn't catch on.
He checked his golden wrist-watch as I took a step back. Confusion settled onto my face and I hit another hard surface for the second time today. I swear, they're inescapable. Before I could react, a cloth covered my mouth and nostrils while my body was being restrained by strong arms. I tried my hardest to hold my breath however, the shrieking that initially fell out of my mouth caused that method to be faulty and my body suddenly felt weak.
"That's my close friend, Jack. Be careful, he bites." Kai explained, his voice traveling closer to me. The more I struggled the tighter 'Jack's' grip was.
That's when it hit me.
There's no getting out of this situation.
Oh, fudge...
And I had finally studied for my math test this time.
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Kidnapped By Idiots (Rewritten)
HumorWalking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen: #1- I get kidnapped. #2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots #3- I get free tacos What could go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything. REWRITTEN VERSION OF KIDNAPPED...
