Kidnapped By Idiots (Rewritten)

Chapter 3 - Hi Scarlet, Nice to Meet you too?

I woke to see the same black-haired man from the van carrying my body somewhere in a bridal position.

"What the flip!" I panicked, "Put me down!"

His grip, just like Jack's, only tightened.

"You know," a thick German accent pushed through his words, "Considering you're still half drugged and can't carry yourself properly, I would expect a thank you."

I rolled my eyes at what sounded like the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

"I can walk." I slurred.

"No, you can't." He purposely slurred to mimic me. He even added an unnecessary hiccup. How... Rude!

I looked at the building that I was being carried into. A large, expensive mansion that looked like it had an endless amount of rooms and halls. Now I know why they teach us to count to 100 in Elementary School. The outside was furnished with beautiful plants and sculptures and the exterior of the home looked as if it was straight out of a movie. Shit, maybe it was.

"Where are we going?" I questioned the man holding me, however it was a stupid question. Obviously we were going into whatever expensive home this was.

"Obviously a mansion." He said bluntly.

"Why?" Another stupid question.

"Because we can."

I sighed, "But why?"

"Why what?"

"Why did you kidnap me?"

"Because we can. It's not against the law."

"Yes... Yes it is. Why do all of you keep saying that?"

"Well, I can tell you one thing. I heard you were stupid enough to call Jack and Kai walls."

"That wasn't what I asked but, I mean... I got mixed up between the two."

"Hayley, you never get mixed up between a wall and a man."

"Maybe not you. But someone who is awesome, glorious and has too much on their mind they can't tell the difference."

"Like you?"

"Exactly like me."

"Don't drop the lady, Val." I heard Mickey say as he walked past us and into the open brown double doors that waited for us. Mickey's voice snapped me back into reality. I was too comfortable with this man. I coughed and pushed myself away from him, this time successfully. Once my feet were on the ground, I stumbled and fell flat on my face. Everyone stopped to look at my pancaked body. I looked like Patrick the starfish.

"Holy shit," I heard Kai yell through laughter, "She's drunk!"

Val came up and aided me into the home and I was just regaining my bearings so I didn't have the strength to run or fight back. I didn't even know where we were.

Once inside, I glared at Kai but my focus was soon taken away when there was a thump and footsteps on the ceiling. Then there was another thump, another scream, another thump and another scream. A girl suddenly came falling down the stairs, tattoos running up and down her arms and her poofy dirty blonde hair making a statement. Landing right into Kai's arms, she blushed a bit.

"Drunk?" She exclaimed, "I heard somebody say drunk!"

Looking around to locate whoever possibly had alcohol, Kai greeted her.

"Well hello, princess."

She snapped out of it and scoffed lightly.

"Kai, put me down." She pushed him away but he didn't budge.

"Nope. I'm comfy, or are you comfy?" Kai wondered out loud.

Suddenly realizing she had an entire belt filled with daggers hidden in them she pulled one out on Kai.

"Put me down." She repeated.

"You're so hot!" Kai said, pulling her closer.

"Goddammit, Kai!" They continued to push back and forth.

"They're always like this. Scarlet has a big ass crush on Kai." Tiger whispered over.

I noticed that Val suddenly began to walk away, Tiger even noticed.

"Don't worry about him," Tiger said, "He needs some alone time to watch his yoa-"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence!" Val yelled.

"Well, Scarlet said she's on her period so-" Kai started letting go of the girl finally. As everyone else started to laugh, Scarlet began to punch Kai repeatedly.

"While you're sitting here abusing me you could be introducing yourself." Kai motioned towards me and suddenly I felt uncomfortable as a girl with weapons casually noticed my existence. Not to mention that her nose piercings made me feel inferior. It's just so fucking hot.

"Huh?" She tilted her head slightly out of confusion. There seems to be a lot of that today.

"Could you be any stupider?" She added.

"What?" Now it was Kai's turn to be confused.

"Okay, fine. I'll play along. Who exactly am I introducing myself to?"

"Hayley. She's behind you."

Scarlet let out a snort and turned around to see that no, I am not Peter Pan and yes, I am in fact a real person. The silence that came afterwards was loud. Too loud.

"Can I kill her this time?"

The silence got louder.

"What?!" I yelled and shrieked at the same time, which honestly made my throat hurt.