If you can trip over it, bump into it, cut yourself on it, or burn yourself then I'll find it and injure myself.
My daughter has forbidden me from using an Exacto knife after I nearly sliced my finger off. I've tripped over ever animal we've ever had. Burned myself on pizza (of all things) so many times I'm surprised I don't have scarring on my lip and a multitude of other various things that I've managed to injure myself on/with. I'm a danger to myself. My daughter constantly asks me how I'm still alive.
When I go out it will be in the most idiotic way possible. I'll probably trip over the cat.
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I am literally Sam after he lost the rabbit's foot. lol.
