Sorry. Hopefully this is my last note to the readers for a while. But little to none of these jokes are actually mine. So all credit should go to the actual creator of these jokes. Should have mentioned that earlier. Sorry!
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Person1: Man, your ugly!
Person2: Have you even looked in a mirror lately?
Person1: I can't. Your face broke them all.
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If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
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Shock me. Say something intelligent.
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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Sure, your can make faces in the mirror and laugh while your young. But be warned that the mirror WILL get back at you.
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The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, then top it. If you can't top it, then laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, then you probably deserved it.
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SHUT UP! YOU'LL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR MOTHER IS!
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Isn't it quite dangerous to use ones entire vocabulary in a single sentence?
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Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.
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