Funniest Things on Earth!

Songs. The Only Right Message.

Me: Hey, I just met you-

Stranger: *walks away*

Me: Now you're just somebody I used to know!

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I wrote a song for you. I hope you like it. It's called, Your Face Pisses Me Off.

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*Listening to music on your own* This is awesome!

*Playing song for friends* It gets better, I promise...

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That moment when you hear a live recording of your favorite song and realize you have been saying the wrong words.

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When I don't know the name of a song I type all the lyrics into google until I find it.

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IN RELATION TO LAST CHAPTER:

I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me!