Growing up is realizing Shaggy was a pot smoking hippie who ate to much due to munchies
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Adulthood- it doesn't mean growing u. It means doing all the awesome shit you said you would when you were a kid.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized it yesterday, in my fort.
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You know you're getting old when you go to the bathroom and think "I might as well pee while I'm here!"
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Growing up is when you find out your mom's first name and call her that for the first time.
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Someone at age ten: I can't wait to be a teen!
Same person as a teen: I can't wait to die!
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Santa: And what would you like little boy?
Boy: I want to grow up!
Santa: No problem! In fact, we can start now! *takes off beard and scrams in kid's face* I'M NOT REAL!
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Growing up. Sooner or later we will regret wishing for it.
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