Funniest Things on Earth!

Yo mamma...

Yo mamma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

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Yo mamma so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

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Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo mamma so fat she got hit by a car and she said "WHO THREW THE ROCK?!"

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Yo mamma so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

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Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

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Yo mamma so fat I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck!

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Yo mamma so ugly that, well...LOOK AT YOU!

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Yo mamma so old that her memory is black and white.

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Yo mamma so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

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Yo mamma so stupid that she stared at orange juice for and hour because it says 'concentrate'!

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Yo mamma so ugly that your dad takes her to work everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued!

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Yo mamma so fat that of the five fattest people I know she's three of them!

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Yo mamma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Yo mamma is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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Yo mamma so stupid she called me for to get my phone number!

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Yo mamma so fat that it takes more than one ditto to turn into her!

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!

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Every Yo Mamma joke has been done a 1000 times, by a 1000 people. Kinda like yo mamma.

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 Hello! So here is 20 awesome Yo Mamma jokes! So you know, I am sorry if any of these actually offend anyone. I don't mean them in any offensive manner whatsoever. I see them as just good fun. But if you have a complaint don't hesitate to say something to me so I can fix it. Thank you.

 And finally if you want to see some joke of yours or something (like a certain type of joke) then I will look it up to find others like it and give you credit. I just need some idea because I'm beginning to run kind of low. Until next time!