Sorry, but I have just realized that tons of my jokes people have probable heard. So I am rooting out all the ones I think are good anyway, and posting them. Some chapters may only have one or two jokes.
I caught my sister in the shower one day and like sneaky sisters that we are, I stayed and talked to her instead of leaving. We talked for about forty minutes or so and that whole time I noticed she had a disgusting habit of having a little spit on her chin and using her hand to wipe it on her cheek.
ME: That's nasty you know.
HER: Yeah, I just have allot of moister in my mouth and can't get it out.
I still haven't stopped laughing at that.
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My little sister got bitten by a small spider in our house. It wasn't to bad and the spider was only just big enough to be able to bite her in the first place. I went to go get her something to numb it and a band aid but before I left the room I heard her whisper to herself: "I can't handle the responsibility of being Spider Man."
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Ficción GeneralThis is all sorts of jokes, internet memes, funny experiences, insults, pick up lines, and much more. Your average joke book made even more hilarious!
