P1: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
P2: How tough am I? I drank a glass of orange juice!
P1: Yeah, so?
P2: After brushing my teeth.
P1: Right this way sir!
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When life puts you in tough situations, don't say "why me". Say "try me".
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris: I tried to sell my soul to the Devil. He couldn't afford it.
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So, you think your tough? Lets see you open a Mac and Cheese box with the "press here" tab. THEN I'll be impressed.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck as a joke...that truck is now Optimums Prime.
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