Simba was walking to slow so I told him to Mufasa.
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I don't wanna taco 'bout it.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
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Stop making me laugh. You'll make me puma pants!
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Hey babe. What's up?
Eh, Muffin.
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Yeah, if you could rehydrate those raisons that would be grape.
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If 666 is all evil, then is 25.8069 the root of all evil?
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What did the ninja turtles post on Instagram? Shellfies!
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