Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blonde?
A: Knock on the door.
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A blonde was watching a news reporter on T.V. when he says that 9 Brazilian men have died. The blonde that asks, to nobody in particular, "how much is a Brazilian?!"
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*Blond girl is texting her friend*
B: Heey;)
F: Hey blondiee! ahahah
B: Shut up! I hate it when you call me taht, it sound rydyicyulows!
B: That*
F: Nothing else to correct?
B: No?
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Q:What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill!
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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland but saw a sign along the way that said 'Disneyland left' and went home.
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Q:What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
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