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Chemistry Jokes

We're telling chemistry jokes? I'm in my element.

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What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you better barium.

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Once, I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Atom1: I lost an electron!

Atom2: Are you sure?

Atom1: Yes, I'm positive!

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I'm a female.

Fe= Iron.

Male= man.

Therefor I am Iron man.

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Hey girl, are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

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If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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I was mixing an acid and an Alkali, but I knocked the Alkali to the floor. That's the first time I dropped the base.

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I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating. I was like, OMG.

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Technically, in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

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Struggling for your chemistry degree? Keep your ion the prize.

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You disagree with my hypothisis? Well Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium you!