https://perchance.org/generator-incorrect-quotes (The link to the generator I'm using for this in case any of you wanna fuck around with it :)
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Jebus: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Sheriff: Even better!
Jebus: What the fuck did you-
Sheriff: *Holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Deimos: *Is hugging Sanford*
Hank: Hey! It's my turn to hug Sanford!
Hank: *Grabs Sanford*
Tricky: *Kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Deimos: No, It's still my turn!
Sanford: *Suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Hank: But we need the moral support!
Deimos: And you're small! Which is cute!
Tricky: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Sanford: *Close to tears* Well- ok, I guess.
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Auditor: What time is it?
Jebus: I don’t know, pass me that trumpet.
Jebus: *Blasts the trumpet*
2BDamned: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Jebus: It’s 2 am
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Carter: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Tricky: Those are wanted posters!
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Sheriff: I think Hank was right.
2BDamned: I'm surprised they haven’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Phobos: They wouldn't do that.
Hank: You're right, Phobos. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Hank: *Turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Hank Told You So' on their back*
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Deimos: Why does 2BDamned always do the laundry so loudly?
Hank: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
2BDamned, in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*
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Auditor: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Deimos: And you came to me?
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
