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Phobos: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Sheriff: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Deimos: Put everything valuable in this safe.
Carter: I don’t think Sheriff wants to be in the safe.
Sheriff: Aww!
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Jebus: I need you to say those three words to me before I leave.
Carter: I love you.
Jebus: Try again.
Carter and Deimos, exchanging looks: We will behave.
Jebus: Excellent.
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Hank: As your best friend-
Tricky: Sheriff is my best friend.
Hank: As YoUr BeSt FrIeNd-
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Deimos: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Tricky: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Carter: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Jebus: How long have you been training to be a brat?
Phobos: *GaSp* That is no way to treat royalty!
Jebus: Ah, yes of course.
Jebus: *Bows* How long have you been training to be a brat, your majesty?
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2BDamned: Between Hank, Sheriff, Tricky, and Sanford -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Deimos: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
2BDamned: Tricky?
Deimos: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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Phobos: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Phobos: That's why I own TEN guns.
Phobos: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Hank: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Auditor: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Sheriff: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Auditor: *Taps fingers on table*
Phobos: *Taps back furiously*
Sheriff: …What’s going on?
Deimos: Morse code. They’re talking.
Auditor: -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Phobos: *Slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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2BDamned: What if people had food names, and food had people names?
Tricky: Hey Pizza, it’s time for dinner.
Phobos: What are we having?
Tricky: Phobos.
Sheriff: Why am I friends with you guys?
Jebus: Be quiet, Spaghetti.
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
