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2BDamned: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Jebus: Oh, that was all real.
2BDamned: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Jebus: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
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Sanford: Your smile? It makes my day.
Deimos: Your happiness? I live for that.
Hank: A room? Get one.
2BDamned: Hotel? Trivago.
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Jebus, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Carter: Hey.
Deimos: Hi.
2BDamned: Hello.
Hank: Hey!
Jebus: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Tricky: We were out of Doritos.
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2BDamned: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Carter: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and ham!
2BDamned: Carter, those are omelettes.
Carter: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Hank: I don't dab. I stab.
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Auditor: Do you know why I called you in here?
Carter: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic...
Auditor: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Carter: You guys should get the orange one, it's really good.
Hank: Okay.
Waiter: May I take your order?
Deimos: I'll take the strawberry soda.
Hank: Me too, please.
Carter:
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Jebus: 2BDamned is playing hard to get.
Jebus: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Sheriff: While I’m gone, Tricky, you’re in charge.
Tricky: Yes!!!
Sheriff, whispering: Jebus, you’re secretly in charge.
Jebus: Obviously.
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Carter: *On the phone* Hey Auditor, do you know my blood type?
Auditor: Of course, it's B-.
Carter: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
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Carter: *Eating a cinnamon roll*
Auditor: Cinnabalism.
Carter: *Confused chewing noises*
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Sheriff: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Hank: It was Deimos.
Phobos: It was Deimos.
Auditor: Deimos broke it.
Deimos:
Deimos: ...yOU PROMISED-
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Carter: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Phobos: Plane tickets?
Sheriff: Concert tickets?
Hank: Therapy?
Carter, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
