Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes

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Sanford: What's something you guys are better than Hank at?
2BDamned: Mario Kart.
Carter: Yeah, video games.
Deimos: Emotional vulnerability.

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Phobos: *Staring at Carter*
Hank: What are you doing?
Phobos: He's just been laying there. Not moving. For hours.
Hank: That's called sleeping...
Phobos: What's sleeping?
Tricky, who just walked into the room: *Concerned noises*

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Auditor: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

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Phobos: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Auditor: I'm an 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

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Tricky: What the fuck.
Tricky: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Tricky: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Sheriff: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Hank, are a fucking cactus.

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Deimos: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

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Auditor: But that's censorship.
Phobos: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

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2BDamned: I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil
Carter: Which is?
2BDamned: If they dislike Sanford, they're evil.
Carter, nodding his head in agreement: Yeah that makes sense. Then we kill them.

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*Hank and 2BDamned sitting in jail together*
Hank: So who should we call?
2BDamned: I'd call Deimos, but I feel safer in jail.

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Carter to Tricky: Me? I'm the bee's knees, but, you? You're just...
Jebus: Cockroach ankles!
Carter: Exactly- wait, what?

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Auditor: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Hank: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Auditor: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Tricky: Everything's fine, Jebus.
Jebus: Tricky, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *Deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
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