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Phobos: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Tricky: I don’t know how to do that.
Hank: I don’t wear a watch.
Carter: Time is a construct.
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Phobos: Don’t be alarmed, but someone here is an owl.
Deimos: Who?
Phobos: That’s the thing. We don’t-
Phobos:
Deimos: What?
Phobos: *Suspicious music starts playing*
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Jebus: You’re smiling. Did something happen?
Tricky: Can’t I smile because I want to?
Auditor: Hank tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Carter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sheriff: ...I did. I broke it.
Carter: No. No you didn't. Tricky?
Tricky: Don't look at me. Look at Deimos.
Deimos: What?! I didn't break it.
Tricky: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Deimos: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Tricky: Suspicious.
Deimos: No, it's not!
Phobos: If it matters, probably not, but Auditor was the last one to use it.
Auditor: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Phobos: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Auditor: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Phobos!
Sheriff: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Carter.
Carter: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Tricky: Carter... Sanford's been awfully quiet.
Sanford: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Carter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Carter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Carter:
Carter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Carter: Any person that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.
Phobos, gesturing to Sheriff: So you think Sheriff is hiding something?
Carter: Oh, they were. Until I found out.
Sheriff: What… what was I hiding?
Carter, in disgust: That you were born in CANADA! *Storms off*
Sheriff: It wasn’t a secret!
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
Hayran KurguMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
