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Auditor: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
2BDamned: >:O language
Phobos: Yeah watch your fucking language.
Hank: OKAY WHO TAUGHT PHOBOS THE FUCK WORD?
Sanford: 'The fuck word'.
Jebus: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Hank: Oh my god he censored it
Hank: Say fuck, Jebus.
Sanford: Do it, Jebus. Say fuck.
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Hank: *Finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Phobos: Hey, that's mine! *Tries to grab it*
Hank: Aww, it's a love note for Sheriff?
Phobos: No-
Hank: *Opens it*
Hank:
Phobos:
Hank: I can't read this.
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Jebus: So you just woke up this morning and decided to be straight up aggressive instead of the usual passive aggressive?
2BDamned: I’m not being aggressive?
Carter: Hey, don’t fight in front of the bacon.
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Hank: *Visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Hank: *Sees 2BDamned shoving Deimos into the washing machine while Auditor records and Jebus watches*
Hank: *Retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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Tricky: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
2BDamned: No, I said "Tricky, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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2BDamned: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Carter: Jebus's first detention, I'm so proud.
Sheriff: Whoa, back up. Why did he get detention?
Hank: Because his an idiot.
Deimos, terrified: They can do that??
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Auditor: *Has feelings for the first time in ages*
Auditor: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t let it happen again.
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Sheriff: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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2BDamned: Where are you going?
Sheriff: Hell, eventually.
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Hank: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
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Carter: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Auditor: Yes.
Carter: Which means he like both boys and girls.
Auditor: Ye- wait, what-
Jebus: Carter, that's not what bilingual means-
Carter: Shhh, it's okay Audi. I still love you.
Jebus & Auditor: ...
Carter: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
