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Phobos: How late were you up last night?
Jebus & Hank, in tandem: Me?
Phobos: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Phobos, to Carter: You.
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Tricky: Okay, let's apologize on the count of three.
Tricky: One, two, three.
Carter:
Tricky:
Tricky: See, now I’m just disappointed in the both of us.
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Auditor Why are you late?
Carter: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Auditor: Overslept?
Carter: Overslept.
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Hank: You can track Tricky?
2BDamned: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
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Phobos: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Tricky: That naptime was a punishment.
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Deimos: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Sanford: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Deimos: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Deimos: Hey Carter?
Carter: Yeah?
Deimos: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Carter:
Carter: ...What.
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Sheriff: Who's in charge here?
Carter, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Auditor: *Sneaking into the kitchen at night*
Carter: Who are you?
Auditor, panicking: Carter.
Carter: Oh, okay. *Leaves*
Carter:
Carter: Wait, I’m Carter!
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2BDamned: ARE YOU-
Jebus: Fucking
2BDamned: KIDDING ME THIS IS-
Jebus: Bullshit.
Sanford: What’s going on?
Jebus: Phobos took away 2BDamned’s swearing privileges so I’m helping him out.
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Sanford: Tricky, gather the others. We need to have another Carter-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
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Tricky: Do you want some tea?
Hank: What are the options?
Tricky: Yes or no.
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
