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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes

Fanfiction

Making this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...

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by Lil_Phroggy

by Lil_Phroggy

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Deimos: I think this might be a bad idea...
Carter: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Auditor: I CAN'T DO IT!
Carter, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Auditor: I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE
Carter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Auditor:
Auditor: I appreciate it,
Auditor: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Carter: Auditor-
Auditor: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Carter: Auditor we gotta-
Auditor: YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Auditor: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Auditor, motioning to Hank: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Tricky: *Walks out of his room to go downstairs to have lunch*
*Chug Jug With You intro starts playing*
Tricky: *Immediately walks back into his room*

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Hank: You know what I’ve realized?
Sheriff: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Hank: Nice try, anyways-

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Phobos: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Sheriff: When have I been paranoid?
Phobos: Um, when you first met 2BDamned you thought he were an undercover cop…?
Sheriff: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Phobos: And last year you were sure Sanford was a mermaid!
Sheriff: He hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Sheriff’s theory is proven wrong*
Phobos: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Sheriff: I still think Sanford is a mermaid.

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Auditor: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Deimos...
Tricky: As you should be.
Auditor: No, for real, he's kind of-
Tricky: As. You. Should. Be.

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Sanford: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.